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"Super Smooth and Licensed to Chill"
What's that picture to the left, you ask? Isn't it glaringly obvious? It's a sweating purple plastic Ben Gazzara with a stick up its johnson. No, actually, it's Popsicle Daniel Craig. Remember Daniel Craig? He's back! In popsicle form! The Del Monte company made him for you, and tells the Daily Mail:
"Daniel Craig topped our [...]
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Daniel Craig Will Not Be Your Lesbian Big Sister
Either Daniel Craig has a secret passion for AwfulPlasticSurgery.com or he's spent way too much time in L.A., because he's got a pretty good assessment of the surgery obsessed. Our own rhinoplasty specialist, FemaleFirst, reports:
Daniel Craig has vowed to never have plastic surgery – because he doesn't want to look "like a lesbian".
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Daniel Craig: The New John Holmes
Respected British thespian Dame Judi Dench is always a lady. Even when she's caught spying on her co-star's supersized meat pole. She said of her Casino Royale co-star Daniel Craig's pork sword:
Itís an absolute monster! Maybe I shouldnít have said that. How uncouth of me!
See, had Judi been a heathenous American peeping on a [...]
Jude and Sienna: A Relationship Built on Trust Boinking Anything that Moves
Usually when we dump our fiancÈ because heís been caught cheating with the nanny, we donít go cheating on him after weíve gotten back together, but thatís just us. And as you may have noticed, Sienna Miller is not us.
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