Dane Cook has refused to apologise for poking fun at Vanessa Hudgens’ nude photo scandal at the Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.

The comedian was booed by the hundreds of young fans at the ceremony as he presented the Choice Hottie prizes by quipping, “Vanessa Hudgens, girl, you got to keep your clothes on! Phones are for phone calls, girl!”

But after the show . . . he told Access Hollywood, “I planned it about 20 minutes before I went out there. (I said it) because I like to be on the cusp of fear. Mostly I just wanted it to be funny. That’s the best part about being a comic, when you go, ‘Maybe I can say the thing that everybody is kind of feeling and nobody (is saying).’ The elephant-in-the-room (awkward) moment. So, I’ll take it, I’ll take the hit. It’s okay.”

Wow, this guy is so in my face. But hey, that’s the life of a renegade comic. Lenny Bruce was out there breaking barriers and getting arrested and George Carlin was challenging censorship and now we have renegades like Dane Cook calling out the titties of the star of Disney’s BandSlam. He’s just too real, man. He’s just too real.

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ï Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI. Looks like he double dribbled some Campari! Down his chin. While . . . while he was drinking it. Ha ha? (TMZ)

ï That handsome Doug Wilson from Trading Spaces got popped for DUI too. Luckily he made his cell look 3 times as big thanks to some clever mirror placements and a few throw pillows to add a pop of color. (Yeeeah!)

ï Dane Cook's brother was arrested for swindling the "comedian" out of millions of dollars. That's funnier than any joke he's ever told. (Dlisted)

ï And speaking of Megan Fox, her former(?) fiance Brian Austin Green denies the breakup rumors, says the couple are "solid". Solid as a rock? So nothing's changed it? And what you're saying is that the feeling's still hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hot? (PopCrunch)

ï The first look at Jamie Lynn Spears's little baby, Maddie Briann. Maddie's next OK! cover: in thirteen years, when she marries cousin Sean Preston in a romantic toothless ceremony in Louisiana. (Dlisted)

ï David Lee Roth choked on some nuts. (TMZ)

ï Dane Cook is a shitty neighbor, literally. (Celebitchy)

ï Robert Rodriguez traded his wife in for Rose McGowan, and is now trading Rose McGowan for Kat Dennings. Next up: he trades Kat Dennings for Abigail Breslin. (Defamer)

ï Jennifer Lopez in a bikini. Post-twins, her abs are still flatter than yours, and her ass is still bigger than the sun. (Flisted)

ï Lilo and SamRo ride the pink caterpillar at Disneyland. Ohhhh yeaaaaah. (Holy Taco)

ï See Jaime Pressly in a bikini and you'll be nothin' but a horn dog. Eh? Yes? No? Bah. (IDLYITW)

ï New Paris Hilton TV show in the works. And no, sadly, it's not a Fear Factor type show involving a rocket sending her to the surface of the moon to see how long she can hold her breath. (Hollywire)

FORGET Dax Shephard; Kate Hudson has moved on to an actual movie star. Hudson, having dumped funnyman Shephard, was linked to Dane Cook, but Thursday night she only had eyes for Heath Ledger. Spies at Beatrice Inn said they spent their evening at the trendy watering hole "kissing and making out." A rep for Hudson said, "This is absolutely untrue. They ran into each other and chatted briefly, but that was the extent of it." But our spy insists on the liplock.

Maybe Heath had seen Ryder's pretty, pretty hair and was just trying to convince his mommy to donate it to a needy balding actor.

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Our operative who screened Good Luck Chuck informs us that this scene wasn’t in the final cut of the movie, but you can get a full report of what nudity did make it into the flick, which frustratingly does not include Jessica Alba totally or even partially naked, by checking out Mr. Skin’s Nude in Theaters.

And for a SEXCLUSIVE CLIP of one of the movie’s many nude scenes, check back with MrSkin.com on Saturday.

Jessica Simpson has fueled speculation she's back in the arms of comedian Dane Cook after joining him at Prince's V.I.P. concert at Los Angeles' Roosevelt Hotel on Saturday.

The couple reportedly dated while shooting the movie "Employee Of The Month" together — and guests at Prince's latest show were left in no doubt the pair are still close.

According to witnesses, Simpson and Cook sat next to each other on a sofa, often talking into each other's ear over the music.

A source tells Life & Style magazine, "They were laughing, joking and hanging out. They practically spent all night together, dancing and touching each other."

The Zach Braff/Drew Barrymore thing was bad enough. We spent out 4th of July burning copies of Scrubs in protest, and when Best Buy ran out of Braff-related DVDs we had to move on to storming into hospitals and setting fire to actual scrubs, sometimes with doctors and nurses still in them. But apparently the universe did not heed our arsonous cries, because if there is one person on the planet we despise more than Zach Braff–one jagbaggy dillweed who deserves to get laid less than ZB–it's Dane Cook, he of the carefully coiffed bedhead and twenty-minute SNL monologue. He embodies every single thing that is wrong in this world, from pre-faded thrift-store-chic t-shirts to the ability to achieve fame through MySpace. Not that we're saying that Jessica Simpson really deserves anything better, but Dane Cook definitely doesn't deserve to touch the boobies of anyone hotter than Amanda Lepore.

The Sin City actress is starring in romantic comedy Good Luck Chuck with Dane Cook and admits the frantic scenes left her nursing a sore mouth.
Alba told TV show Extra: "We shot all our love scenes in one day and I actually lost a tooth. I chipped a tooth as well so I need to get that fixed. Isn't that disgusting?
"We were smashing our faces together and it just happened. It's not the slowest, most romantic of love scenes. Dane's a wild one."

Usually when we mention Jessica Alba on these here pages it has something to do with sexiness. She's got great cans! She makes out with a monkey! So we're sorry to ruin Jessica's sexy streak with the image of her toothless. Because if you think of your great aunt Marge digging her dentures out of the glass on her bedside table every time you try to look at Jessica's ass in Into the Blue, it might cause you some problems.

Go try to look at Jessica's butt in Into the Blue at MrSkin.com. We dare you.

"I am so worried he will fall for Jessica. He thinks she is really hot!"

And if that's not cause enough for concern, according to the National Ledger:

Costa Rica-born Raquel, 26, has been dating the 33-year-old for more than two years — they even have a miniature pinscher together.

Listen, kids, we understand your raging hormones and changing bodies. We understand those long, cold desert nights away from loved ones, with no one to talk to but the gaffer and that stocky lady with the warts in craft services. We even understand the loose, free, sexy feeling of sexy, sexy joy that must surely be bubbling in a freshly popped virgin cut free of her boy-band spouse. Please, Jessica and Dane, restrain yourselves for the sake of the innocent pinscher. For the love of God, WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE MIN-PIN?!?!?!?

Revealing pics and clips of Jessica are at MrSkin.com.