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Dane Cook is Such an Iconoclast
Dane Cook looks like Ryan Reynolds, talks like a hyperactive frat pledge, and smells like Aqua di Gio and pomade. And stars like Vanessa Hudgens and her naked pictures better step, because he’s totally got your number. Dude made fun of her at the Teen Choice Awards and although the joke got cut (see the [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The Fox and the Hound Camel
ï Megan Fox straps her camel toe into some stretch pants for a shopping excursion. (Faded Youth)
ï And speaking of Megan Fox, her former(?) fiance Brian Austin Green denies the breakup rumors, says the couple are "solid". Solid as a rock? So nothing's changed it? And what you're saying is that the feeling's [...]
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That Penny Lane Sure Is a Busy Street
We thought that Kate Hudson led a pretty busy life, what with raising her flowingly locked child and avoiding guilt over the whole Owen Wilson suicide thing. But maybe Ryder's been spending time with Dad, learning how to roll doobs or something, because Kate's had plenty of hookup time lately. Just Friday we reported on [...]
Good Luck Chuck Good for Boobs
We’re just going to be upfront about this: We will never, ever see Good Luck Chuck. We know that the filmmakers are trying really hard to get us to overlook the fact that their movie stars the biggest douchehole to ever infect a movie set with his ass stink (Dane Cook, obviously), but no amount [...]
Who Knew It Was Possible to Take a Step Down from John Mayer?
In our continuing coverage of douchebags who somehow score hot chicks, we bring you Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson. The San Francisco Chronicle reports:
Jessica Simpson has fueled speculation she's back in the arms of comedian Dane Cook after joining him at Prince's V.I.P. concert at Los Angeles' Roosevelt Hotel on Saturday.
The couple reportedly dated while [...]
We Hope She Doesn't Get It Fixed by Hilary Duff's Dentist
Jessica Alba says she lost a tooth while filming a sex scene with Dane Cook. We're guessing that the thing sacrificed itself just to escape Dane's whiny, frat-boy-tinged brand of "humor". Really, Jess is lucky something more serious didn't happen, like her arms detaching themselves from her torso or her internal organs crawling up through [...]
Comedian Barred from Death-Like Grip of Jessica's Genitalia
Jessica Simpson's new costar is Dane Cook, and his girlfriend is not a dummy. She keeps visiting the movie set, putting in long hours visiting her honey and shielding him from the sweet siren song of Jessica's gigantic breasts. Because she knows that Jessica Simpson and extra-hammy "comedians" go together like tongues and rectums.