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CNW Junk Drawer: Nothing Tastes as Good as Visible Vertebrae Feel
Naked Hayden Panettiere pretends to fellate a gun, then gets a face full of liquid. Just like your mom every Wednesday haaaaaay! (The Blemish)
Miley Cyrus’s tour bus entourage involved in crash. One person (not Miley) was killed. Hey that’s not funny. (PopEater)
But you know what IS funny? 16-year-old Miley dressing up like a hooker for [...]
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Also tagged Hayden Panettiere, James Van Der Beek, Kate Moss, Kristen Stewart, Miley Cyrus, movies, Oprah Winfrey, television
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CNW Junk Drawer: Tell Me You Love Me
ï Diane Sawyer was acting drunk on TV yesterday morning. That's OK, Diane. Paula Abdul acts drunk on TV every day and she still gets paid. (Daily Stab)
ï Lily Allen once made out with female twins. She's a regular Steven Tyler! (Yeeeah!)
ï While you're at it, have a listen at some new leaked [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, booze, celebrity breakups, celebrity gay rumors, celebs in bikinis, Diane Sawyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Lily Allen, Marisa Miller, movies
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Dakota Fanning To Show Her Fanny? Sacre Bleu!
Generally we here at CelebNewsWire pride ourselves on being pervier than your average bear. But what we're about to discuss is possibly the sickest, most pervalicious subject we have ever broached. Those faint of heart may want to loosen their corsets and position themselves betwixt the fainting couch and a big, strong man of marriageable [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Hello, Dakota? This is L. Ron Hubbard."
ï Brad Pitt has been diagnosed with viral meningitis. Whatever. We still think cuz got the dysentery.
ï The Butterscotch Stallion develops a taste for chocolate.
ï Hey, Scarlett. Why don't you take a fricking picture, it'll last longer.
ï We have trouble believing that even the most desperate kiddiefucker in a roving gang of Hollywood pedophiles would [...]
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Also tagged Angela Lansbury, Anna Nicole Smith, Brad Pitt, Corey Feldman, Owen Wilson, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Cruise
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