Apparently, soon after the movieís release, [Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis] both paid a visit to Roosevelt Hospital on 10th Avenue for minor surgeries. ìCynthia had a breast augmentation and soon after, Kristin had the varicose veins on her legs removed,î said an insider. ìThey both made sure they did it on the quietest day of the week.î It could explain why Davis always wears long hems. Nixon, whose rep denied the surgery, could have been disappointed with her topless scene. Davisí rep had no comment.

Yeah, Cynthia Nixon could have been disappointed with her topless scene. Orrrrrrrrr maybe she was getting corrective surgery to fix something cosmetic as a result of her breast cancer. Yeeeah, we're not touching this one. Breast cancer jokes are about as funny as 9/11 widow jokes. Varicose veins, on the other hand, are a treasure trove of comedy gold! Like falling down a manhole or mistaking a colostomy bag for haggis.

Cynthia Nixon. NAKED. At MrSkin.com.

Kristin Davis. ALSO NAKED. Also at MrSkin.com.