"Criss and Holly are no longer a couple. They remain very close friends and wish each other the very best," a rep for Angel tells E! News.

The 29-year-old Madison and 41-year-old Angel had been cohabitating at the magician's Sin City abode since December, but the Playboy pinup recently moved back in with family.

"She was very much in love with him, and they're still very close friends," a source close to the former couple said, adding that the decision to split was mutual. "It was a conflict of schedules. She felt she couldn't devote 100 percent of her time in Vegas and his career at the expense of her career and her goals."

True, when you're a driven woman devoted 100% to the goal of never showing dark roots and dedicated to your time-consuming career of tending to an 81-year-old man's geoduck-like dong, it's hard to maintain a relationship, so we can see how that would be the cause of their breakup. It was either that, or she was sick of Criss using her mineral foundation.

Gossip is incredibly slow and humdrum today, so we're going to jazz this post up a little with pictures of half-naked Marisa Miller smelling her own armpit. When we work together to make things interesting, we all win.

Page Six reports:

Newly sober Lindsay Lohan is afraid that nude photos taken of her by British bad boy Calum Best have been stolen by a computer hacker and will wind up on the Internet.

Just weeks after sultry shots of Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo goofing around with kitchen knives hit the Web, underground site celebslam.com claims it has its hands on nude photos of Lindsay – and the stalker-ish site is threatening to publish them.

In what Web site owner "Nick" claims to be a G-mail chat between himself and Lohan, the starlet supposedly wrote: "All I know is that someone broke into my computer and left a file on my desktop saying he got the pictures Cal took from me naked."

Regarding the photos, Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, told Page Six, "Anything is possible. I know nothing about it, but her lawyers have been contacted."

The much put-upon Leslie Sloane Zelnick, she is our god. Most publicists aim to make their clients look like angels, but at this point, LSZ is like, "Nude pics? Hell, anything is possible. Lindsay clubbing seals? Sure, could be. Having poop sex with Carol Channing? Entirely probable, let me check into it."

Yes, of course Lindsay Lohan is at MrSkin.com.

The ìsecretî Long Island wife of kooky magician Criss Angel yesterday accused him of having an affair with Cameron Diaz, claiming their marriage broke down as soon as the TV illusionist got famous and bedded the Hollywood star.

Celebrity lawyer Dominic Barbara – who represents Angelís wife, Joanne Sarantakos – says he will now subpoena Diaz and have her testify about their romance, in state Supreme Court in Mineola, to support the spurned spouseís divorce suit on the grounds of mental cruelty and abandonment.

Angel – who changed his name from Sarantakos and moved to Las Vegas after he hit the big time with his TV show ìMindfreakî – kept his wife of five years ìas a secretî to increase his sex appeal to female fans, Barbara said.

The couple had a 15-year relationship, he said.

It's pretty cool that big film studios have whole movies riding on people like Lindsay Lohan, who are guzzling some sort of bourbon-Adderall-crack concoction and smashing cars, and they can't seem to reign her in, yet Criss Angel's "handlers" are harkening back to the days of Rock Hudson and Rudolph Valentino, hiding Angel's wife so little girls can fantasize over his Bop centerfold. The alternative magic scene must be more lucrative than we thought.

Cammy D will be your other woman . . . nakedly. At MrSkin.com.

ï Brooke Hogan performs in frayed denim chaps. We haven't seen such creative scissors-meet-fabric self-styling since Billy's Squier's "Rock Me Tonite" video! (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Nicole Richie pregnant. Yeah, rite. (Female First)

ï Jennifer Aniston gets back at Brad for shacking up with Hollywood's most beautiful woman with the only possible revenge: dating a model. (Hollyscoop)

ï Criss Angel dedicates a magic trick to new girlfriend Cameron Diaz. Uhhh, we think that sort of romance only works with musicians dedicating songs. Then again, who knows, maybe there are dentists out there saying, "This root canal goes out to my boo, Debbie. I love you, babygirl." (Celebitchy)

ï Christina Aguilera and her husband. They sure do like costumes. (Hollywood Tuna)

ï Elle MacPherson: She's still got it! And by "it" we mean "nipples". (Taxi Driver)

ï Dawn Wiener's sweater puppies in Hostel 2. (Don't Link This)

ï The Hoff got hassled by ex-wife and cops. (Yeeeah!)

ï Katie Holmes threatens to bake up a fresh batch of Cruise juice into more spawn. (Glosslip)

ï The Butterscotch Stallion to freely roam the plains again, whinnying and rearing and tossing his golden mane. (Lainey Gossip)

Paris's latest victim/possible hookup is Criss Angel, who is a "bad boy magician", in case the badass dyed black scum-locks, in-your-face leather jacket, and jauntily tilted circa 2002 trucker hat didn't tip you off. Yes, friends, he's pretty X-treem, but none of his tricks can compare to the one he pulled off this weekend in Las Vegas. He showed up to Kim Kardashian's 26th birthday party, and guests were humbled and awed watching in wonder as Criss's hands took a death-defying journey all over Paris Hilton's body. The pair looked awfully (literally awfully) cozy, but reports didn't mention whether or not they left the party together. Guess we'll never know if Angel made his penis disappear inside her, or if he successfully made it out without contracting a social disease. Some may call that "playing with fire". We like to call it MAGIC.


Paris, Paris, Paris. Nipples, nipples, nipples. At MrSkin.com.