Tag Archives: Criss Angel
Holly & Criss's Breakup Is the Pits
It's a sad day for love. The corniest celebrity couple of our time, Hefner-humping Holly Madison and man of many chokers Criss Angel, have parted ways. E! sez:
"Criss and Holly are no longer a couple. They remain very close friends and wish each other the very best," a rep for Angel tells E! News.
The 29-year-old [...]
Holly Madison Officially Pulling Criss Angel's Rabbit Out of His Hat
Despite her previous protestations to the contrary, Holly Madison confirmed her relationship with magician/secret eldest Jonas brother Criss Angel, when she appeared as his date for the opening of his new Vegas show on Saturday. The former Girl Next Door and the current king of the ankh jewelry section of the dragon and wizard store [...]
Lindsay Lohan: Nudie Pics and a Booze-Free Night
Like a prodigal daughter, Lindsay Lohan has returned to the warm, nurturing bosom of Partying, her most cherished and only reliable parent, jetting to Las Vegas this weekend to spend the wee hours dancing down at Pure. You, like the rest of us, are cynical buttholes and probably just immediately rolled your eyes and made [...]
Cameron Diaz Is An Adulteress
It's just like Ray Parker Jr. sang lo, so many years ago: I'm in love with the other woman. My life was fine till she blew my mind. Actually, those lyrics have very little to do with the following story, but we had to give props to RPJ for dropping consistently smooth and sexy platters [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Porking a Model is the Best Revenge
ï Angelina and Brad are thinking about adding a Czech orphan to their multi-hued brood. NO. F U. MORE SHILOH. (Derek Hail)
ï Brooke Hogan performs in frayed denim chaps. We haven't seen such creative scissors-meet-fabric self-styling since Billy's Squier's "Rock Me Tonite" video! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Nicole Richie pregnant. Yeah, rite. (Female First)
ï [...]
Criss Angel Makes Paris's Celibacy Ban Disappear
That "no sex for a year" ban seems to be working out pretty well for old Paris Hilton. In the three months since she pledged celibacy, she's handled more balls than the entire sixth grade gym class at Sheboygan Junior High.