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Courtney Love Worried About Crazy People In L.A., Moving to England
We always thought that Courtney Love secretly wanted to be Madonna. The exhibitionism, the constant (attempted) reinvention, the sojourn into acting (and isn't it truly frightening that Courtney's thesp career was far more successful than Madonna's?). Now Courtney is taking the last Madonna wannabe step and moving to the English countryside. We wouldn't be surprised [...]
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Smells Like Thief Spirit
Courtney Love has been burgled! Dead-husband-identity-theft burgled! And that's why she couldn't pay her bills a couple of years ago, officer, not because she put all of her bills, bank statements, and checks into a food processor, ground them up, and mixed in an array of her favorite narcotics for a truly unique high. According [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "You Liars. You Bulimic Liars.î
ï Everyone in the world has an eating disorder except for Courtney Love. Or is that Janice from the Muppets, naked? (Celebitchy)
ï Jessica Alba plays blind. Blind and nipply. (Yeeeah!)
ï Jenna Jameson done got her face fucked screwy. (Egotastic)
ï Charlize Theron ponies up some major cleavage for the movie Hancock. And [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Nasty Old Rag"
ï Nasty old rag Kate Moss might have to pay off ex Pete Doherty to shut him up. Ah, the perils of cracky love. (Celeb Warship)
ï Paris just a hair(less) away from her 'tang-flashing halcyon days. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Nomi Malone, in a bikini, poolside. Hopefully, after these pictures were taken, she doffed [...]
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Also tagged celebrity breakups, celebs in bikinis, drugs, Elizabeth Berkley, Hayden Panettiere, Kate Moss, Kirsten Dunst, Lindsay Lohan, movies, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, upskirt shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Did Not Do Drugs They're Not Mine"
ï Lindsay tells Billy Bush, "Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they're not mine." Well, technically the drugs they found weren't "done" yet because they were in her pocket. So . . . yeah! Innocent! (TMZ)
ï Lily Allen does not suffer Courtney Loves gladly. (Celeb Warship)
ï Eva Mendes sends Jane [...]
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Courtney Love Good Write Word Stuff
Did you wake up this morning thinking, "Crap, I got so wrapped up in in reading Jordan's novel Crystal last night that I forgot to go out and get drunk. How am I ever going to make it through a Friday at work without a hangover?" Why don't you spend the next half hour trying [...]
Courtney Love Forms Hole . . . In Hotel Room Carpet. With Cigarette.
As it turns out, Courtney Love has more in common with Keith Moon than just a corpsey face. She also likes to trash hotel rooms! Yes, let's all pat Courtney on the head and assure her of her in-your-facedness and relevance in today's emo-driven teen MySpace society. The Mirror reports:
[Courtney] celebrated turning 43 on Monday [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Here Comes Trouble
ï Jumping on the Harry Potter fever bandwagon! Emma Watson holds up a pair of panties that state exactly what comes out of the wearer's anus. Helpful! (the Blemish)
ï Nicole Richie's drunk driving trial has been postponed. D.A's office spokeswoman Jane Robison says, "The trial will not happen on Wednesday. Richie's attorney filed [...]
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Go On, Take Everything. No, Seriously, It's For Sale
The grunge revival is nigh! Dust off your Sub Pop "Loser" shirt and break out some of the money you got from selling out, because you–yes! you!–can now own a little piece of patron saint Kurt Cobain. Widow Courtney Love recently told Spinner.com:
"I'm going to have a Christie's auction. (My house) is like a mausoleum. [...]
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Courtney Love's with the Band, Kylie Minogue Gets Faced
So it turns out that Courtney Love's new Gollumesque physique might not, in fact, be the work of steamed salmon and downward dogging, but a stretchy band around the stomach. Pick your jaw up off the floor and read on to find out about her post-gastric band wooing technique and get a sneak preview of [...]