Tag Archives: Courtney Love
Man Enters Bathroom, Almost Sees Courtney Love’s Hole
There are many children’s stories and campfire tales about the frightening things you can find when you open doors that lead to unknown destinations. Full-grown tigers ready for a nice meal. Eight-foot-tall monsters covered in spiky, bristly hair. But the scariest of all may be Courtney Love. An unsuspecting man accidentally walked in on her [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: GIRL FIGHT IN DA CLUB!
Anna Kournikova gets involved in a girl-on-girl brawl. Your fantasies become reality. (Daily Stab)
Courtney Love vows to gain 15 pounds. Oh, it’s going to be a hard road. A tough challenge to face. It will take a lot of dedication. She’s going to have to eat food and . . . uh, yeah, that’s [...]
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Also tagged Anna Kournikova, Bradley Cooper, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity catfights, celebrity hookups, Jonas Brothers, Lindsay Lohan, RenÈe Zellweger
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CNW Junk Drawer: Sabrina Gives You a Sa-bonah
Sabrina the Teenage HOT DAMN girl looks nice in a bikini. (Daily Stab)
Hilary Duff’s sister Haylie Duff got a new mug. (Yeeeah!)
Chris Brown pulls an Elephant Man and says “I’m not a monster”. Cool, but you’re still A ASSHOLE! (Anything Hollywood)
Michael Lohan got arrested. Again. He’s a nurturing caregiver and a wonderful [...]
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Also tagged Cameron Diaz, celebrity deaths, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Chris Brown, Haylie Duff, Lady Gaga, magazines, Megan Fox, Melissa Joan Hart, Mike Tyson, plastic surgery rumors, Robert Pattinson
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"Ick, dirty sheets, ick no toothbrush, smelly ass"
First off, we'd like to thank celebrities. It's been a little dry around here lately; we've had to stretch our gossip muscles and write about people like Courteney Cox and Sarah Jessica Parker. Boring. But finally celebs said, we've had enough of this, let's go do some crazy shit. And the kookiest crazybird in crazytown [...]
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Also tagged celebrity catfights, celebrity websites, Mandy Moore, Ryan Adams, the internets
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Pam Anderson's Boobs Not Pulling in the Kind of Cash They Used To
The other day we were toying around with inserting the phrase "in this economy" into every conversation. Like, "I was thinking about getting a sandwich for lunch, but in this economy I might have to settle for soup." Or, "Man are we sick of hearing about Susan Boyle. But in this economy we'll take [...]
Courtney Love Swindled, Loses Precious Dead Birdie
Just about a year ago, we started hearing crazy rants from Courtney Love. The subject this time: "Y'alls stealing my dead husband's money. Stop it! Please?" But since the accusations were coming from Courtney, they sounded something like this: "oiohun;n crackle spackle merkin gherkin sladmnf;;;awer salamander." But this time Court's back and letting a lawyer [...]
Courtney Love Confirms '90s Fashion Revival; Blossom's Skirt of Ties Can't Be Far Behind
Usually when trends come back for a second merciless attack on the American populous, it's the young'uns who are donning the neon leg warmers or the bellbottoms with flower patches. When it's someone who actually wore the offending garment in the first place, that's just sad. And while we will be happy to see the [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Minnillo Licks the Vanillo
ï Vanessa Minnillo fellates a PInkberry spoon. (F-listed)
ï Can't lose that last stubborn five pounds? Get gastric band surgery! Courtney Love did. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pics from Britney Spears's new video for "Womanizer". Lots o' wigs, and not a batty pink one amongst them. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Madonna bans Sarah Palin from [...]
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The Parent Trap 2, Featuring Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love
Words that once described Lindsay Lohan: luscious, bazoomy, juicy, succulent. Words that will forever describe Courtney Love: used, tired, withered, leathery. Think back to the height of Lindsay's Mean Girls fame four years ago. Would you have been able to believe that in that short amount of time Lindsay would transform into a Courtney lookalike? [...]