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A Cornucopia of Holiday Nippage
The season of giving and sharing is upon us. Even big-name Hollywood actresses, notorious for spending all their money on cashmere toilet paper and mink tampons are getting into the spirit, unwrapping their bazooms to bestow their nipples upon needy children. It's a copious cornucopia of nipples. It's a horn o' plenty of nipples. It's [...]
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Ya'll Quit Hatin': Courteney Cox Likes Herself Bony
Courteney Cox is vehemently denying rumors that she's anorexic, insisting that she's just "found her optimum weight".
Which is 81 pounds.
Jen Aniston Makes Arquette Christening All About Her
We know not everything on the internet is true. We found that out the hard way when we tried to buy the half-cat half-dog pet of the future and received nothing in return for our three hundred bucks. But toying with our delicate emotions concerning the Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt divorce, that's just plain cruel.