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	<title>CelebNewsWire&#187; Courteney Cox Archives  &#8211;  CelebNewsWire</title>
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		<title>You Can Be My Wingman Any Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:51:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laurel and Hardy. Stiller and Wilson. Bert and Ernie. Along with these homies, the longtime bromance of Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time. They met as Friends, and Friends they have remained for well over a decade, but the magic may be coming [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/aniston_cox_bros.jpg"><img alt="aniston_cox_bros.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/aniston_cox_bros-thumb.jpg" width="145" height="200" /></a>Laurel and Hardy. Stiller and Wilson. Bert and Ernie. Along with these homies, the longtime bromance of Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time. They met as Friends, and Friends they have remained for well over a decade, but the magic may be coming to an end soon. Why? Because Jennifer&#x27;s genitals (&lt;&#8211; a new movie from Diablo Cody) have a one-track mind and nothing will stop them from landing a suitable mate. <em><a href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/why_jen_aniston_hates_exfriend_courtney_cox_guts/celebrity/66968" target="_blank">The National Enquirer</a></em> says:</p>
<blockquote><p>Courteney Cox has ditched her longtime BFF Jennifer Aniston!</p>
<p>&quot;It seems like Courteney and Jen&#x27;s close friendship has chilled in recent months, and it comes down to their lifestyles not gelling anymore,&quot; an insider told The ENQUIRER. &quot;Jen is almost a workaholic who spends her free time dating and hunting for Mr. Right, while Courteney is happily married and busy juggling work and motherhood.&quot;</p>
<p>Courteney&#x27;s husband David Arquette &quot;can&#x27;t be thrilled with the idea of Courteney developing a roving eye as she cruises parties and restaurants as Jen&#x27;s wing girl.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p>Oh yeah, because that happens all the time. You and your dude-brahs are down at Paddy O&#x27;Jager&#x27;s slamming brews and listening to Daughtry and you&#x27;re trying to make time with the sweet little honey across the bar, but her damn ugly friend keeps getting in the way. Her damn ugly friend COURTENEY COX. Sure, sure.</p>
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		<title>Courteney Cox Breaks Girl Code</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 17:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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We generally have no opinion on Courteney Cox, other than the fact that we find the spelling of her name unbelievably annoying, but according to Page Six, we&#x27;re now supposed to think she&#x27;s a horrible backstabber who will eat your children while you&#x27;re off taking a tinkle. Because&#243;OH MY GOD&#243;she spoke to Brad Pitt! Evil! [...]]]></description>
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We generally have no opinion on Courteney Cox, other than the fact that we find the spelling of her name unbelievably annoying, but according to <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/05052009/gossip/pagesix/pitt_stop_167640.htm" target=" blank">Page Six</a>, we&#x27;re now supposed to think she&#x27;s a horrible backstabber who will eat your children while you&#x27;re off taking a tinkle. Because&oacute;OH MY GOD&oacute;she <em>spoke</em> to Brad Pitt! Evil! They say:<br />
<blockquote>WITH friends like Courteney Cox, who needs enemies? Cox, who is supposedly best pals with her former &quot;Friends&quot; co-star Jennifer Aniston, was spotted chatting with Aniston&#x27;s ex-husband Brad Pitt at a concert Sunday night. Cox was at the Wiltern Theater in LA with husband David Arquette for the final stop on rocker Chris Cornell&#x27;s Scream album tour when Pitt showed up. Our backstage spy told us, &quot;Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p> Personally we have bigger issues with the fact that Courteney was at a Chris Cornell concert than with her exchanging pleasantries with her friend&#x27;s ex-husband.</p>
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		<title>Courteney Cox Is One Filthy, Filthy Cougar</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Watch out, boys, the cougars are coming to town&#243;and they&#x27;re naughty! Rawr! The National Enquirer reports (via Celebitchy):
Following the failure of her lame gossip show, &#236;Dirt,&#238; Courteney Cox just sold a sitcom to ABC and censors call this one &#236;FILTH!&#238; The actual title is &#236;Cougar Town,&#238; a sleazy saga of middle-aged babes seeking sex from [...]]]></description>
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Watch out, boys, the cougars are coming to town&oacute;and they&#x27;re naughty! Rawr! <em>The National Enquirer</em> reports (via <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/45411/courteney_coxs_sitcom_too_dirty_for_tv/" target=" blank">Celebitchy</a>):<br />
<blockquote>Following the failure of her lame gossip show, &igrave;Dirt,&icirc; Courteney Cox just sold a sitcom to ABC and censors call this one &igrave;FILTH!&icirc; The actual title is &igrave;Cougar Town,&icirc; a sleazy saga of middle-aged babes seeking sex from guys as young as 15 &#8211; and My Script Spy got kinda shy reporting all the X-plicit, raunchy references to kinky sex, the f-word, etc&Ouml; plus a scene where a horny old cougar flips open her housecoat and flashes a 15-year-old boy! Stunned ABC censors and execs are already locked in a furious battle with exec producer Cox, warning her that network TV ain&iacute;t cable &#8211; and she and her Writers Gone Wild can&iacute;t push the envelope past &igrave;edgy&icirc; to &igrave;filthy.&icirc; Folks, I can&iacute;t give examples in our family newspaper &#8211; but one line that&iacute;s actually hilarious involves why a husband needs to shave. (Trust me &#8211; you won&iacute;t hear it when &igrave;Cougar Town&icirc; airs next season.)</p></blockquote>
<p> Ohmigod, does the husband need to shave because he, like, has a really important meeting in the morning with the corporate bigwigs from Atlanta and he needs to look presentable? But then he can&#x27;t shave because one of the kids was playing with his razor and making a peanut butter sandwich <em>at the same time</em> and got peanut butter all over the razor and now it won&#x27;t work? Because that would be filthy. And hilarious.</p>
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		<title>Courteney Cox Moves To Cougar Town</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Agent E.</dc:creator>
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Celebs on the move! What&#x27;s the hot haps on the stars&#x27; latest multi-million-dollar real-estate transactions? Annoyingly spelled actress Courteney Cox is on the move! On the move to Cougar Town. Rawr! Says the Hollywood Reporter:
ABC has greenlighted a single-camera comedy pilot from &#34;Scrubs&#34; creator Bill Lawrence to star &#34;Friends&#34; alumna Courteney Cox.
Produced by ABC Studios [...]]]></description>
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Celebs on the move! What&#x27;s the hot haps on the stars&#x27; latest multi-million-dollar real-estate transactions? Annoyingly spelled actress Courteney Cox is on the move! On the move to Cougar Town. Rawr! Says the <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3ibfde1cd74eefda556d6de270611c5493" target=" blank"><em>Hollywood Reporter</em></a>:<br />
<blockquote>ABC has greenlighted a single-camera comedy pilot from &quot;Scrubs&quot; creator Bill Lawrence to star &quot;Friends&quot; alumna Courteney Cox.</p>
<p>Produced by ABC Studios and penned by Lawrence and &quot;Scrubs&quot; writer Kevin Biegel, &quot;Cougar Town&quot; centers on an attractive, newly single 40-year-old mom (Cox) with a 17-year-old son.</p>
<p>&quot;Forty-year-old women on TV are so beautiful and perfect and wrinkle-free,&quot; said Lawrence, who first worked with Cox when he was a writer on &quot;Friends.&quot; &quot;People don&#x27;t do the reality of it, and there is a real comedy area about a woman who is talking about Botox, about having sex with the lights on and how her body is changing.&quot;</p>
<p>Lawrence and Biegel had the idea for the show for a while, and Lawrence felt that Cox, whom he describes as &quot;comedically fearless,&quot; would be perfect for the lead. After the actress guest-starred on the opening three episodes of the upcoming season of &quot;Scrubs,&quot; he approached her.</p>
<p>Cox said she has been &quot;a huge fan of Bill Lawrence and his comedic sensibilities&quot; since &quot;Friends&quot; and that &quot;after having such a great time with him on &#x27;Scrubs,&#x27; it felt like the perfect fit.&quot;</p>
<p>Lawrence drew some of the inspiration for the show from his fortysomething wife, actress Christa Miller, who has been recurring on &quot;Scrubs&quot; and also might appear on &quot;Cougar Town.&quot;</p></blockquote>
<p>Gotta make a move to a<br />
Town that&#x27;s ripe with boy toys<br />
Town to keep me MILFin&#x27;<br />
Keep me cradle robbin&#x27; with some energy</p>
<p>Well, I talk about it<br />
Talk about it<br />
Talk about it<br />
Talk about it<br />
Talk about, Talk about<br />
Talk about screwin&#x27;</p>
<p>Gotta move on<br />
Gotta move on<br />
Gotta move on</p>
<p>Won&#x27;t you take me to<br />
Cougar Town<br />
Won&#x27;t you take me to<br />
Cougar Town<br />
Won&#x27;t you take me to<br />
Cougar Town<br />
Won&#x27;t you take me to<br />
Cougar Town<br />
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<br />Get some cougar meat. See Courteney Cox nude at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>Courteney Cox: Coppertone Girl</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:59:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While recently on vacation, Courteney Cox performs cat&#x27;s cradle with her bikini drawers. Not pictured: main Friend Jennifer Aniston sauntering over to seamlessly insert her thumbs and forefingers, successfully yanking off the bottoms and creating the cat&#x27;s cradle of her own. Then the pair whipped off their bikini tops and tied them together, using them [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/courteney_cox_crack.jpg"><img alt="courteney_cox_crack.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/courteney_cox_crack-thumb.jpg" width="106" height="200" /></a>While recently on vacation, Courteney Cox performs cat&#x27;s cradle with her bikini drawers. Not pictured: main Friend Jennifer Aniston sauntering over to seamlessly insert her thumbs and forefingers, successfully yanking off the bottoms and creating the cat&#x27;s cradle of her own. Then the pair whipped off their bikini tops and tied them together, using them to jump double dutch.</p>
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<p>There&#x27;s more, nakeder Court-O at MrSkin.com.</p>
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		<title>Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox&#039;s Kiss Not So Dirty</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At long last, the Dirt finale featuring the much ballyhooed chick-on-chick face-sucking between Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox has found its way onto the YouTubes.

A very vague ass-pat that&#8217;s about12% pat and 3% ass preceding an anchored, tongue-free peck? What a washout! However, aside from Courteney&#8217;s new, curiously immobile upper lip, little has changed looks-wise [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/aniscox.jpg"><img src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/aniscox-thumb.jpg" alt="aniscox.jpg" width="199" height="150" /></a>At long last, the <em>Dirt</em> finale featuring the much ballyhooed <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/cnw_junk_drawer_1.html" target="_blank">chick-on-chick face-sucking</a> between Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox has found its way onto the YouTubes.</p>
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<p>A very vague ass-pat that&#8217;s about12% pat and 3% ass preceding an anchored, tongue-free peck? What a washout! However, aside from Courteney&#8217;s new, curiously immobile upper lip, little has changed looks-wise with these two since their <em>Friends</em> heyday, so the kiss may help better color and illustrate your long-held <em>Friends</em> fantasies. Otherwise, just think of the fact that their last names blended together = &#8220;Aniscox&#8221;, and laugh and laugh and laugh.<br />
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<p>Aniston gets raw at MrSkin.com.</p>
<p>Courteney&#8217;s nude, too!</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2007 17:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#239;  OMG, Jenny Aniston is gonna go on Courteney Cox&#x27;s show and they&#x27;re gonna KISS!!! The girl-girl spit swap is the surefire ratings booster of our generation, finally overtaking the &#34;let&#x27;s introduce a precocious child character&#34; move. Basically, yes, we&#x27;re likening Jennifer Aniston to Cousin Oliver.
&#239;  Naomi Campbell pooh-poohs claims that she&#x27;s involved [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/jencox.jpg"><img alt="jencox.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/jencox-thumb.jpg" width="139" height="200" align="left"/></a>&iuml;  OMG, Jenny Aniston is gonna go on Courteney Cox&#x27;s show and they&#x27;re <a href="http://yeeeah.com/blog/2007/01/23/courtney-cox-and-jennifer-aniston-lesbian-kiss/" target="_blank">gonna KISS</a>!!! The girl-girl spit swap is the surefire ratings booster of our generation, finally overtaking the &quot;let&#x27;s introduce a precocious child character&quot; move. Basically, yes, we&#x27;re likening Jennifer Aniston to Cousin Oliver.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Naomi Campbell pooh-poohs claims that she&#x27;s <a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-01-24/#celeb7" target="_blank">involved with witchcraft</a>. But her involvement with bitchcraft? Guilty as charged.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Paris Hilton exits a courthouse in a chaste polo dress . . . and although she couldn&#x27;t resist giving us a little upskirt action, even the <a href="http://www.taxidrivermovie.com/view_pictures.php?id=34619" target="_blank">panties</a> were innocent white cotton. Way to dress for success.</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/ " target=" blank">Tom Cruise</a> continues his <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/index.php/archives/2007/01/is_katie_holmes_a_stepford_wife.html" target="_blank">sartorial transformation</a> of Katie Holmes from &quot;fresh-faced ingenue&quot; to &quot;72-year-old Nan Kempner at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center Fundraising Gala&quot;. Also, her nose looks suspiciously Nicole-esque, suddenly.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton relieving losers of their <a href="http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/paris-and-jenna-might-have-sex-with.html" target="_blank">virginity</a>. Best reality show idea ever? Let&#x27;s call it Skanky and the Geek. </p>
<p>&iuml;  Cameron Diaz gets her post-Timberlakian groove back via a particularly flattering <a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/01/23/i-am-cameron-diazs-ass-in-a-bikini-of-the-day/" target="_blank">bikini</a>. Feel the magic.</p>
<p>&iuml;  <a href="http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/ " target=" blank">Johnny Depp</a>&#x27;s babymama Vanessa Paradis: man, that&#x27;s some kinda <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=1817" target="_blank">smile</a>.</p>
<p>&iuml;  Rachael Ray, always three steps behind the trends, <a href="http://socialitelife.com/2007/01/24/cooking_show_host_in_host_water.php" target="_blank">attempts</a> to ride <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/mel_gibson/" target="_blank">Mel Gibson</a>&#x27;s/Kramer&#x27;s coattails to racist remark fame and fortune; thinks Angelina Jolie is a &quot;skanky, backdoor cunt&quot;. That&#x27;s evil . . . or is it EVOO?</p>
<p>&iuml;  Screw the haters, we still approve of luminescent Mandy Moore and nice Jewish boy <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/dj_am/" target="_blank">DJ AM</a>, especially when they are <a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/mandy_moore_and_dj_am_making_o.html" target="_blank">sucking face</a>.</p>
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		<title>Great American Titties</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2006 17:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[celebs in bikinis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Courteney Cox]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the Fourth of July, people tend to get all choked up with patriotic love. After a half dozen hot dogs and twice as many ice cold Coors Lights, you better believe that fine Americans across this great, fat land of ours are participating in the pasttimes that make this country great; namely, humming the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On the Fourth of July, people tend to get all choked up with patriotic love. After a half dozen hot dogs and twice as many ice cold Coors Lights, you better believe that fine Americans across this great, fat land of ours are participating in the pasttimes that make this country great; namely, humming the national anthem, flying Old Glory, fraternizing with their countrymen, writing cuss words in the air with the glow of a sparkler, and looking at pictures of great Americans in bikinis. We apologize for not being with you in your time of need yesterday and failing to provide you with said pictures. After the cut, we salute our foreskinfathers and  do our national duty.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/lindsay-lohan-bikini-2-01.jpg"><img alt="lindsay-lohan-bikini-2-01.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/lindsay-lohan-bikini-2-01-thumb.jpg" width="151" height="250" /></a><br />
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The beaches across the world were lousy with bikini-clad Hollywoodians this holiday. Even stars like to take advantage of a long weekend, even though their entire lives are long weekends. Lindsay Lohan heeded everyones advice and has obviously been masticating and swallowing and digesting food, and her boobs are the better for it, according to <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/lindsay-lohan/more-lindsay-lohan-bikini-pictures-001416" target="_blank">these delightful photographs</a>.  Courteney Cox, also a former stick figure, is looking better than she ever has before in <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/courtney-cox/courteney-cox-bikini-pictures-001417" target="_blank">a bikini</a> (no <a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/2006/06/courteney_coxs.html" target="_blank">seeking, grasping hand</a> from baby Coco in sight, alas). Uma Thurman, while not in a bikini, threw on a <a href="http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/uma-thurman/uma-thurman-pictures-from-the-beach-001410" target="_blank">one-piece</a> to show these young upstarts that she was doling out the boners while they were still in short pants. And your good friend (and ours) Pamela Anderson even <a href="http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=1441" target="_blank">trotted out her old gals</a> while, bafflingly, pulling out her bikini bottom to check out her hoo-hoo. It was a stimulating Skindependence Day, indeed. We loff this country! Yes, friends, when in doubt, make a Yakov Smirnoff joke. Slays &#x27;em every time.<br />
<br />More foxy images of Lindsay Lohan are at MrSkin.com.<br />
<br />Courteney Cox is there, too. Naked.<br />
<br />Uma nude? Yes.<br />
<br />And Pam is there, naturally.</p>
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		<title>Courteney Cox&#039;s Child is Revealing</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jun 2006 17:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one&#x27;s a two-parter.

Q: Why isn&#x27;t Courteney Cox-Arquette&#x27;s daughter Coco wearing water wings in the ocean?

A. Because she has a different type of floatation device.

Thanks, Coco. You precious, adorable little perv.
More Courteney Cox naked? You bet your ass! At MrSkin.com!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This one&#x27;s a two-parter.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/coco1.jpg"><img alt="coco1.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/coco1-thumb.jpg" width="300" height="210" /></a></p>
<p>Q: Why isn&#x27;t Courteney Cox-Arquette&#x27;s daughter Coco wearing water wings in the ocean?<br />
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A. Because she has a different type of floatation device.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebnewswire.com/coco2.jpg"><img alt="coco2.jpg" src="http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/coco2-thumb.jpg" width="357" height="250" /></a></p>
<p>Thanks, Coco. You precious, adorable little perv.</p>
<p>More Courteney Cox naked? You bet your ass! At MrSkin.com!</p>
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		<title>Headline of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 17:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Inspector S. (CNW Admin)</dc:creator>
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Phew. For a second, we thought she was gonna lose her Cox.

Courteney Cox is NAKED at MrSkin.com.
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<p>Phew. For a second, we thought she was gonna lose her Cox.<br />
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<br />Courteney Cox is NAKED at MrSkin.com.</p>
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