Tag Archives: Courteney Cox
You Can Be My Wingman Any Time
Laurel and Hardy. Stiller and Wilson. Bert and Ernie. Along with these homies, the longtime bromance of Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time. They met as Friends, and Friends they have remained for well over a decade, but the magic may be coming [...]
Courteney Cox Breaks Girl Code
We generally have no opinion on Courteney Cox, other than the fact that we find the spelling of her name unbelievably annoying, but according to Page Six, we're now supposed to think she's a horrible backstabber who will eat your children while you're off taking a tinkle. BecauseóOH MY GODóshe spoke to Brad Pitt! Evil! [...]
Courteney Cox Is One Filthy, Filthy Cougar
Watch out, boys, the cougars are coming to townóand they're naughty! Rawr! The National Enquirer reports (via Celebitchy):
Following the failure of her lame gossip show, ìDirt,î Courteney Cox just sold a sitcom to ABC and censors call this one ìFILTH!î The actual title is ìCougar Town,î a sleazy saga of middle-aged babes seeking sex from [...]
Courteney Cox Moves To Cougar Town
Celebs on the move! What's the hot haps on the stars' latest multi-million-dollar real-estate transactions? Annoyingly spelled actress Courteney Cox is on the move! On the move to Cougar Town. Rawr! Says the Hollywood Reporter:
ABC has greenlighted a single-camera comedy pilot from "Scrubs" creator Bill Lawrence to star "Friends" alumna Courteney Cox.
Produced by ABC Studios [...]
Courteney Cox: Coppertone Girl
While recently on vacation, Courteney Cox performs cat's cradle with her bikini drawers. Not pictured: main Friend Jennifer Aniston sauntering over to seamlessly insert her thumbs and forefingers, successfully yanking off the bottoms and creating the cat's cradle of her own. Then the pair whipped off their bikini tops and tied them together, using them [...]
Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox's Kiss Not So Dirty
At long last, the Dirt finale featuring the much ballyhooed chick-on-chick face-sucking between Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox has found its way onto the YouTubes.
A very vague ass-pat that’s about12% pat and 3% ass preceding an anchored, tongue-free peck? What a washout! However, aside from Courteney’s new, curiously immobile upper lip, little has changed looks-wise [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "A Skanky, Backdoor C*nt"
ï OMG, Jenny Aniston is gonna go on Courteney Cox's show and they're gonna KISS!!! The girl-girl spit swap is the surefire ratings booster of our generation, finally overtaking the "let's introduce a precocious child character" move. Basically, yes, we're likening Jennifer Aniston to Cousin Oliver.
ï Naomi Campbell pooh-poohs claims that she's involved [...]
Great American Titties
On the Fourth of July, people tend to get all choked up with patriotic love. After a half dozen hot dogs and twice as many ice cold Coors Lights, you better believe that fine Americans across this great, fat land of ours are participating in the pasttimes that make this country great; namely, humming the [...]
Courteney Cox's Child is Revealing
This one's a two-parter.
Q: Why isn't Courteney Cox-Arquette's daughter Coco wearing water wings in the ocean?
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Phew. For a second, we thought she was gonna lose her Cox.