Tag Archives: Courtenay Semel
CNW Junk Drawer: Ricky Martin is a Leather Daddy
ï Prison Break's Jodi Lyn O'Keefe breaks out of the prison that is her dress. Well, kinda. It's see-through. (Fatback)
ï What's the first nude scene you ever seen? (Mr. Skin)
ï Ricky Martin becomes the father of twins without the pesky intervention of one of those yucky whaddayacallems. Vaginas. (Yeeeah!)
ï Courtenay Semel, [...]
Lindsay Lohan Got Courtegay with Courtenay
Lindsay Lohan kissed a girl. And she liked it. Liked it so much that she went and kissed another. According to a mysterious source who blabbed to the UK's always-reliable News of the World, Lindsay definitely had a physical and emotional relationship with rich person's daughter/gay lady/present muff-bumper of Tila Tequila Courtenay Semel. The stoolie [...]
Lindsay Lohan Loved by Ladies
Lindsay Lohan enjoys wearing spandex blends that gently mold themselves to her labial folds, so it comes as no surprise that people who love vaginae would come sniffing around. We're speaking, of course, of lesbians. Famous lesbians. Samantha Ronson and Courtenay "My dad owns Yahoo" Semel are reportedly staging an epic battle to win the [...]
Lindsay Lohan Picks a New Pet Poon
We knew Lindsay couldn't kick the cooter. The girl has (hopefully, maybe, please?) given up the coke and the booze; she's gotta have one vice. And that vice is vadge. According to Page Six:
WE might not see Lindsay Lohan fall into anything serious with a guy anytime soon – sources say the starlet is investing [...]