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CNW Junk Drawer: "Hello, Dakota? This is L. Ron Hubbard."
ï Brad Pitt has been diagnosed with viral meningitis. Whatever. We still think cuz got the dysentery.
ï The Butterscotch Stallion develops a taste for chocolate.
ï Hey, Scarlett. Why don't you take a fricking picture, it'll last longer.
ï We have trouble believing that even the most desperate kiddiefucker in a roving gang of Hollywood pedophiles would [...]
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Jacko Left Corey To Die On 9/11
Corey "Feldog" Feldman had some interesting things to say about his former BFF Michael Jackson during his much-anticipated 20/20 interview last Friday. Namely, that Michael showed him naked pictures, did not touch his wiener, and refused to save Corey from the terrorists. Poor old Corey. Never gets a break.