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Test Your Celebrity Knocker Knowledge

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:32:10 +0000

You can’t fool us. We know you play games at work. You do crossword puzzles, you whack people in Mafia Wars, you play Facebook Scramble, and if you’re really hard up, Minesweeper. We’re not judging, but why don’t you use your work time to play a game that’s actually going to win you something? Like bewbz. In honor of revealing the last 10 in his 100 Best Nude Scenes List, Mr. Skin will be doing a live chat/naked lady trivia contest this afternoon, with 10 chances to win free memberships to the site. Free cans. Free butts. Free muff. The chat will be here at 4:00 P.M. CST, where a flash ad on the front page will link you to the chat. Live chats are kind of magical because you look like you’re having an important video conference with a client, but in reality, you’ll be answering questions about Katie Holmes with her shirt off. So you can easily trick your boss. Unless you’re a paratrooper or a carny or something. Then you’re out of luck, I guess.

Mr. Skin Presents March Nakedness 2007

Agent E. — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:59:29 +0000

Do you ever think to yourself, "Gee, I love basketball and the thrill of picking an NCAA winner, but there just aren't enough titties during March Madness"? We're sure you have. Now thanks to Mr. Skin you can take the homoerotic joy you usually get out of watching strapping young men in silky shorts fondle balls and apply it to your love of all things mammary with March Nakedness!

Do you want to see Oscar darling Helen Mirren win her second erect trophy in as many months? Then vote for her in Savage Messiah. Or maybe, like George Costanza, you're a big fan of the carnal use of foodstuffs. Stuff the ballot box for Maria Schneider in Last Tango in Paris or Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 Weeks. The choices are endless (that is if you have a Britney Spears equivalent education and can only count to 64). Sayeth Mr. Skin:

As this year's big college basketball tournament approaches tip-off time I, Mr. Skin, have come to announce my own version of the world-championship competition.

At MrSkin.com, sixty-four of the all-time most popular Hollywood nude scenes are going up against one another in a tournament called March Nakedness.

March Nakedness pits 64 nude scenes ñ from movies that span decades and range from big-budget Hollywood hits to art films to cult favorites ñ against each other in a series of single-elimination head-to-head match-ups.

The movies are listed in tournament-style brackets. You can then vote on each, ultimately revealing the single best-loved big-screen bare-skin moment ever filmed.

As with the basketball series, March Nakedness begins with 64 competitors and then breaks down to a series of subsequently more skintense contests along the way: The Sexy Sixteen, The Erotic Eight and The Final Foursome.

March Nakedness is free to play and open to all who visit MrSkin.com.

Registered players can enter guesses as to each round's winning movie scene. The player(s) with the most correct guesses will win a free one-year membership to MrSkin.com. The Grand Prize is a free lifetime membership.

Among the powerhouse scenes pressing the flesh in March Nakedness are Phoebe Cates' bikini pop-off from Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), Angelina Jolie's girl-girl love-fest from Gia (1998) and Sharon Stone's hair-raising way of uncrossing her legs in Basic Instinct (1992).

Other brawlers-in-the-buff include Halle Berry in Monster's Ball (2001), Bo Derek in 10 (1979), Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire (1995), Anne Hathaway in Havoc (2005), and drive-in skinsation Pam Grier in Coffy (1973).

March Nakedness is the perfect mix of babes, basketball and no-consequences sports betting. Get your game on now!

So what are you waiting for? Take out those quills and stuff those boxes!

You–Yes! You!–Could Win Vida Guerra's Underthings!

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 17:59:22 +0000

Are you are the type of gentleman who enjoys snatching ladies' knickers from clothing lines? Would you like to indulge your lacy, frilly hobby without getting arrested and boxed about the gonads (again)? Is your idea of the "ultimate score" a pair of hamburgled drawers that were once worn by a woman of note who possesses an infamously large rear?

Then turn to your friend Mr. Skin, who is giving you the chance to win a bra and panty set that was donned by actress/world-renowned ass model Vida Guerra! Details under the cut.

Ms. Guerra, whose colossal caboose you've seen in the pages of Maxim and elsewhere, recently starred in a movie called National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2. And speaking of "poon", Vida's was stuffed into a pair of lacy underpants and matching floral bra, which you can win, along with the movie! Click here to enter. Just think of all the useful things that could be done with a pair of used Vida Guerra panties! Slingshot. Halloween mask. Pet parachute. Dropcloth for painting. Beer cozy. Jaunty chapeau! The possibilities are endless!

More Vida to come at MrSkin.com.