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Colin Farrell and Paris Hilton Have More in Common than Just Sex Tapes
Weíre all for charity. Just yesterday we gave a hundred bucks to the Save the Unicorns Foundation (despite friends and family trying to convince us that neither unicorns nor the Foundation are real things). But why on earth would someone spend thousands of dollars for an evening with Colin Farrell or Paris Hilton? 1 Night [...]
Anna Nicole Smith: Hollywood Weiner Inspector
We havenít yet adequately expressed our deep love and admiration for Anna Nicole Smith. Anyone who has read her column in The National Enquirer knows why she is so loved. Part of it is written by her dog, for Liberaceís sake. Mariah Carey may just have to scooch over on that pedestal we erected (hehe, [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Tom and Katie Search Mythical Cabbage Patch for Baby
ï Colin Farrell gets restraining order against Nicole Narain–he's afraid that pesky sex tape will harm his "reputation and career". His reputation is that of a serial ass-tapper; his last movie was Alexander. Dude has nowhere to go but up.
ï Joss Stone has a bum double in a Gap advert? Why, we're bloody [...]
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Farrell Prevents Playmate Ex From Peddling Pork Tape
For the moment, legendary Hollywood greasewad/cocksman Colin Farrell has cast aside his dreams of boffing an octogenarian to concentrate on more important things, like preventing his sex tape with Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain from seeing the light of day. 158% of heterosexual men would be awfully proud of such a tape, so one can only [...]
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Eileen and Elle Spurn Farrell
Colin Farrell is not the cocksman he was a mere year or two ago. Gone are the days of spending leisurely afternoons being fed grapes by four Eastern European supermodels while Lindsay Lohan suckled his toes and Angelina Jolie performed a lap dance. Now he can't even get 70-year-old crones to bang him.
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Colin Farrell: A Sick Puppy, But Not F'ed in the A
Dessarae Bradford is a queen; a goddess walking amongst mortals. We read her classic tome I Fu*ked Alec Baldwin In His A*s, and we laughed, we cried. The accomplished author has penned a new self-published masterpiece, Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy, about her claims that the filthy Irish actor is stalking her. We say [...]
Jamie Foxx Excited As a Little Girl About Farrell Flick
Probably Oscar winner and definite Golden Globe winner Jamie Foxx claims that he and Colin Farrell will be the envy of all mankind when their big-screen adaptation of Miami Vice hits theaters next year. Yes! The envy of all mankind!
Colin Farrell Even Grosser Than Previously Believed
And the repulsive, crabs-riddled Colin Farrell train just keeps a-rollin'. Now he's being sued by a phone sex operator who is suffering from "mental anguish" after the Alexander star plagued her with over 500 text messages and filthy phone calls. Let's take a step back and think about that for a second. [...]
Lindsay and Colin Copulate
Right now, Lindsay Lohan and Colin Farrell are simultaneously receiving fruit baskets from gossip columnists across the planet. Because, as rumor has it, they're DOING IT.
Celeb Nudity (De)Briefing 12/09
Gretchen Mol puts it all on the Page, Dennis Quaid drops trou, and Angelina yanks Colin's crank. Read on for all the tit-illating de-tails.
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