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New Celebrity Couple: Salami Colon!
What do you get when you cross a sexy Mexican lady with huge breasts with a greasy drunken Irishman? We dunno, a leprechalupa? Shamrock shake? Funbagpipes? No, actually you get Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek, who are reportedly hooking up. Pop on the Pop reports:
Salma Hayek and Colin Farrell were rumored to have had an [...]
Colin Farrell Trolls for a Troll
Back in the day (like, two years ago), Colin Farrell was known to be quite the cocksman. With his rakish grin, artfully carved 5 o'clock shadow, and Irish brogue, he roamed the Hollywood landscape, clubbing nubile young starlets like Lindsay Lohan over the head with his giant ding dong and dragging them back to his [...]
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Nanny Boffed, Then Scorned
After the great Jude Law Nanny-Diddling of '05, having sex with the hired sitter of one's children became terribly passÈ. But Colin Farrell, with his George Michael facial hair spume and totally sweet tribal tats, pays no mind to the sexual trends of the day, and recently plowed his way through Woody Allen's French au [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: No Bra? Ono!
ï Heidi Klum impregnated by Seal; expecting another flipper baby.
ï Posh Spice to become godmother to Ginger Spice's baby daughter, Bluebell Spice. That's nice. When Bluebell needs advice on bulimia, tanning beds, and how to be a good trophy wife, she'll have a wealth of information at her fingertips.
ï Yet MORE Toni [...]
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Also tagged Andy Samberg, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Geri Halliwell, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kirsten Dunst, Michelle Rodriguez, Nicole Kidman, paparazzi, plastic surgery rumors, Robert Evans, Seal, Toni Braxton, Victoria Beckham
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CNW Junk Drawer: Erecting a Twelve Foot Pole
ï Jennifer Aniston is moving to Chicago. We can't wait to run into her in the health and beauty aisle at Jewel!
ï Piper Perabo lowers herself to date former pill-popper/Friends friend Matthew Perry. Move over TomKat and Brangelina, here's . . . Pipthew Perrybo?
ï Our #1 deity, Mariah Carey, teams up with [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, frivolous lawsuits, Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Federline, Mariah Carey, Matthew Perry, movies, music, music videos, Natalie Portman, paparazzi, Pink, Piper Perabo, Salma Hayek, Steven Tyler, Tori Spelling
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Happy Valentine's Day from Salma Hayek's Genitalia
Hey, so there's this new movie coming out, see, and it stars Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek, see, and they both get totally naked, see? Do you like that we included a naked boy with our usual naked girl story? We here at Celebnewswiredotcom are equal opportunity nudie exploiters. And that is why we're your [...]
Wanna See Colin Farrell's Weiner? Too Friggin' Bad
When you arrived home from work last night we bet you cracked open a can of Fancy Feast for Mr. Winkles, popped a Lean Cuisine entree into the microwave for yourself, and then got on the internet and went directly to DirtyColin.com with hopes of filling your long evening with nothing but Alexander cock. And [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Desperate Housewhite
ï Despite wasting away from Exhaustion, Colin Farrell somehow musters up the strength to swing one feeble, Irish fist and "fight off" the rumors that he OD'ed.
ï Orlando Bloom is tactless. And Gwyneth Paltrow is heavy with baby, for real though.
ï Die Hiltons!
ï Die Hiltons stuff Santa's stocking with hard [...]
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Also tagged celebrity pregnancies, drugs, Eva Longoria, Gwyneth Paltrow, Heather Locklear, Nicky Hilton, Orlando Bloom, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Penny Lancaster, Rod Stewart, Victoria Principal
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Colin Farrell Rehabbing His Tired, Druggy Self
When we woke up this morning, rubbed the crust from our eyes, fired up the computing machine, and saw the headline "Farrell Treated for Exhaustion and Medication Dependency", we audibly gasped. "No!" we wailed, tearing at our hair, "Not cuddly funnyman Will Ferrell, American family man and star of such modern comedy classics as Elf [...]
We Figured He Used His Thumbs for Something Else . . .
Remember when people used to pay attention to Colin Farrell and his caddish Irish bad-boy antics? When all anybody could talk about for awhile there was the supposed hugeness of his wiener and which super famous hot celebrity he was luring into his love chamber? Well, those days are over. Now poor Colin canít even [...]
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