CelebNewsWire» Coco Archives – CelebNewsWire http://www.celebnewswire.com Latest Celebrity News & Gossip Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:07:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Sexy Tigger Meets Coco T in Her Sunday Best http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/sexy-tigger-meets-coco-t-in-her-sunday-best.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/sexy-tigger-meets-coco-t-in-her-sunday-best.html#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:30:34 +0000 Agent E. http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=21928 rihanna-and-coco-halloween-costumesCan someone please explain this picture to us? We’d really appreciate some clarification. K? Thanks.

]]> http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/sexy-tigger-meets-coco-t-in-her-sunday-best.html/feed 2 Coco Sports the Beav Cleave http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/coco_icets_wife_camel_toe_front_butt_bea.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/coco_icets_wife_camel_toe_front_butt_bea.html#comments Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:45:50 +0000 Agent E. http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=17279 Coco T camel toe 1.jpg
We feel really bad. We just realized that we forgot to get you a Christmas present. In the holiday rush we remembered to buy panties for Britney, vodka-filled Fiji bottles for Lindsay, and Valtrex for Paris, but we completely overlooked you, our cherished reader. So in the spirit of the season we present you with this: Coco T's extreme beav cleave. And this pic so embodies the term front butt that it got us thinking. We've already pointed out that Coco possesses quite the pair of tits on her ass, and now it appears that she houses an ass in her crotch. So the question is, if we get the chance to peer deep into her chestal chasm, will we find labia?

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]]> http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/coco_icets_wife_camel_toe_front_butt_bea.html/feed 2 Coco's Ass Is Loco http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/coco_icets_wife_ass_butt_cleavage_bikini.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/coco_icets_wife_ass_butt_cleavage_bikini.html#comments Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:45:49 +0000 Agent E. http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=16860 coco ass cleavage.jpg
We think we've finally found Jenna Jameson's missing breasts implants: They've been relocated to Coco's ass. Seriously, never before has the term "ass cleavage" seemed so literal. Girl's got straight up tits on her ass.

I Don't Like You in that Way has even more truly mesmerizing pics of Coco's bosom butt.

]]> http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/coco_icets_wife_ass_butt_cleavage_bikini.html/feed 5 Coco Reveals New Trend in Plastic Surgery: Assplants http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/coco_reveals_new_trend_in_plastic_surger.html http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/coco_reveals_new_trend_in_plastic_surger.html#comments Wed, 20 Dec 2006 17:55:05 +0000 Agent E. http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=15972 coco assplants.jpg
As Coco appears to be on the cutting edge of new assplant technology, we're not quite sure what it is exactly that has been stuffed into her posterior. Sure, it could simply be a couple bags of saline, but we think that would jiggle too much and ruin the assy allure. So what could it be? A couple of down throw pillows? Probably too soft. A pair of stale Quizno's buns? There would probably be some unpleasant spoilage issues. Our best guess is that, in a nod to Leo DiCaprio and all those greenies, Coco did her part by recycling Katie Holmes's fake-pregnancy basketball, cutting it in half, and covering it in leathery, tangerine skin.

Let more pictures of Coco and her assplants hypnotize you at Faded Youth.

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