Tag Archives: cleavage
New Moon, Nice Bazooms
Let’s say you’ve been in a coma for 25 years. And you wake up and for some reason are presented with the magazine French Revue de Modes. Who knows why. Maybe your family fears that after all this time exposure to the current state of American culture will shock you back into vegetation. So instead [...]
Amanda Seyfried’s Boobs Will Make You Forget that Chick with the Tattoos
Even though Jennifer’s Body (yes, that again) bombed, no one seems to be giving up on it, pushing the hell out of Megan Fox and her supposed sexiness. But we’ve had enough, dammit! We will not fall for your attempts to make Megan Fox the new Angelina Jolie. (OK, we won’t fall for it anymore.) [...]