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Clay Aiken Enjoys the Gay Bacon: He's Out!
Claymates! Deploy! Your fearless, peerless, queerless leader has finally come out of the closet! American Idol also-ran and budding Barry Manilow Clay Aiken is on the cover of the new issue of People, sporting a smile, an in-vitro baby, and a rainbow flag:
Following the Aug. 8 birth of his son Parker, singer Clay Aiken is [...]
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Junior Claymates: Assemble!
Hell hath no fury like a Claymate scorned, so we excitedly don full body armor for this next scintillating tale. It seems that completely straight singer/American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken is going to be a father! How delightfully heteronormative! Says TMZ:
Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Keifer in the Klink
ï Brittany Murphy's husband is Artie Lange??? (Bricks and Stones)
ï Lindsay says that rehab was a "sobering experience". You don't say. (IDLYITW)
ï Tara Reid in FHM looking . . . good? Oh, look, a flying pig. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Charlize Theron is Esquire's Sexiest woman. Which is a nicer honor than being [...]
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Also tagged booze, Brittany Murphy, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in rehab, Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, jail, Kiefer Sutherland, Lindsay Lohan, magazines, Tara Reid
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Clay Aiken Got Beat up by a Girl
Since enabling comments on CelebNewsWire, we have learned one thing: People won't shut up when you mention Clay Aiken. Everyone has an opinion. So today we will put forth this challenge: Tell us what you think of Clay getting beat up by a girl. Do you think he's a little pansy who would probably shield [...]
My Aiken Breaky Heart
Oh, now, this is just terrible. A terrible, terrible American tragedy.
That was a video of Clay Aiken performing a medley of the hottest hits of the past decade and beyond: “Like a Virgin”, “Oops, I Did It Again”, “Sexyback”, and so forth. The only things that could possibly make this more campy would be a [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Outrageous and Delusional
ï If Christina Aguilera isn't pregnant in her uterus, then she's definitely carrying a set of twins in her cans. Whooo-eeee! (Drunken Stepfather)
ï I know why the caged Tom Sizemore sings. Because meth makes you chipper. (FemaleFirst)
ï What will Paris do, post-jail? Here are some fine ideas on life after incarceration. (Yeeeah!)
ï [...]
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Also tagged celebrity pregnancies, Christina Aguilera, Dina Lohan, drugs, Eva Mendes, jail, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, movies, Paris Hilton, Scientology, Tom Cruise, Tom Sizemore
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Clay Aiken Stinks up Plane
We used to think that fame + money meant that anything annoyingly human about your body could be taken care of. Crow's feet are smoothed out, cellulite is sucked out, unflatteringly dark anuses are bleached. Certainly stinky feet should be easily fixed with the removal of pedal sweat glands or at least some Manolo Blahnik-designed [...]
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Clay's Aiken for Men
To make up for the fact that our usual lead "sexy lady" story isn't very sexy today, we're bringing you this searingly hot webcam shot of the naked boobs of a famous soft-featured pop tart:
Pffft, those are totally implants.
CNW Junk Drawer
- Tom Cruise is an old-fashioned kinda guy, and recently sat down with the parents of his paid platonic consort to hash out contract wedding details.
- Robert Redford: From lumpy to hunky in five short years! Twelve fab secrets for a comely mug inside!
- Madonna stuffs her bra!
- Clay Aiken is terrifying in a way [...]