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Some People Got Married. And Some People Got Divorced.
The world demands equilibrium from its celebrities. A beloved starlet goes off to rehab? A younger, hotter, less-drugged-out (for now) starlet pops up in Us Weekly in her place. This law is why today we heard about two celebrity unions and two celebrity divorces. First up, Jaime Pressly did the sensible thing and married a [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity breakups, Emmy Rossum, Fred Durst, Hugh Dancy, Jaime Pressly
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Claire Danes To Become Mrs. Fancy Dancer
Mazel tov to actress/homewrecker Claire Danes, who is set to marry her boyfriend, English actor Hugh Dancy. US Weekly says:
Claire Danes and her British boyfriend, Hugh Dancy, are engaged, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com. The couple have been inseparable since meeting on the 2007 film Evening.
We didn't really know anything about Hugh Dancy other than [...]
Claire Danes: A Total Square
Here Claire Danes is shown in a bikini demonstrating the effects of Hollywood's newest diet trend: The Gumby.
Claire Danes bikini pic courtesy of Gossip Girls.
Gumby pic courtesy of Pokey.
My So-Called Nip
Here's something that might blow your mind–there is such a thing as "MTV Canada". That's right, our neighbors to the north have their very own version of MTV. We've not seen it but can only imagine that the only videos they have are by the Crash Test Dummies and Our Lady Peace, and their take [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Stuff on My Lohan
ï Jessica Simpson dons dress with Venetian blind chestpiece. (Yeeeah!)
ï Fun with Photoshop: "Stuff on My Lohan". Hee hee hee hee hee! (Cityrag)
ï Hollywood romance meets the Primetime weekend mystery: Brittany Murphy has awesome taste in men! (ICYDK)
ï Claire Danes and My So-Called Nip. (Taxi Driver)
ï Anna Kournikova and Enrique [...]
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Also tagged Anna Kournikova, booze, Brittany Murphy, celebrity breakups, celebrity nudity, Enrique Iglesias, Eva Mendes, Jessica Simpson, Joaquin Phoenix, Lindsay Lohan, movies, nip slips, Paris Hilton
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Claire's So-called Shirt
I am so, like, bummed today. I spent all day working on a mix tape for Jordan Catalano, because I know if I just do some little thing or whatever he'll think I'm cool and want to be my boyfriend and make out with me under the science wing stairwell and life will just be [...]
BREAKING NUDES: Chicago International Film Festival Lineup Announced
We Chicagoans like to complain a lot. Our sports teams suck, winter lasts about nine months, and the wind is constantly messing up our hair. But at last we have something that the rest of you donít: The first (and possibly only) U.S. screening of the highly anticipated and probably boob-filled film Havoc will happen [...]
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Also tagged Anne Hathaway, Bijou Phillips, Bryce Dallas Howard, celebrity nudity, Charlize Theron, film festivals, movies, Natalie Portman
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Claire Danes Shows Her Bare Buns in Shopgirl
Claire Danes seems to be quickly losing her wholesome image (snatching Billy Crudup away from his seven-months-pregnant wife sure helped that along). For years all we had to cling to was Claireís nip slip in Polish Wedding. Then last year she was gracious enough to give us both of her tiny teets in Stage Beauty. [...]
Toronto 2005: Update on the Boobs
Late on Friday afternoon we brought you news of all the noteworthy nudes appearing at the Toronto Film Festival, but we understand that by three oíclock on a Friday afternoon most of you are either passed out drunk on the office liquor stash or you have placed a look-alike blow-up doll in your desk chair [...]
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Also tagged Alison Lohman, Anne Hathaway, celebrity nudity, film festivals, Gretchen Mol, Michelle Williams, movies, Rachel Blanchard
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