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CNW Junk Drawer: "Scarlett Is a Cunt"
ï Macauley Culkin and That '70s Show's Mila Kunis have been shopping for engagement rings and getting ready to create the dirtiest sounding hyphenated surname ever: Kunis-Culkin. Penis-Cockin'? Pubis-Caulking?
ï Kim Raver: nice boob. We mean, shirt.
ï PopBitch sez: "<http://www.malestars.com/RS/rsid-704792/marker-InArticle/" target=" blank">Jake Gyllenhaal was in London last week to promote Jarhead. He was [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: She's Like the Bling Through My Tree
ï Dirty Dancing's Patrick Swayze says he's experimenting with ìrap rhythms as an emotional undercurrent for ballads.î That makes sense, since rap rhythms are a feeling; a heartbeat. Guh-gung. Guh-gung.
ï Katie Holmes sez: "I won't wed 'til afterbirth!" God, that's sick! Oh, wait. That's "after birth".
ï Still married to one nonfamous guy, [...]
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Also tagged Bono, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity offspring, celebrity pregnancies, Eminem, Katie Holmes, Keira Knightley, Naomi Watts, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Patrick Swayze, Stephanie Seymour, Tori Spelling
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CNW Junk Drawer: Paris's Stocking Not Big Enough for a Bentley
ï Paris Hilton believed in Santa Claus until she was seventeen years old. Oh, how the tears must have flowed when she found out that it was actually her parents enjoying the milk and cookies and VD she'd been leaving out for Kris Kringle all those years.
ï In addition to being a pedophile [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity offspring, Christina Aguilera, Jude Law, Kevin Federline, magazines, Michael Jackson, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, Sienna Miller, Tommy Lee
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