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Cindy Crawford Is Totally Extorted
Those neckerchief-donning emo kids who burgled Lindsay Lohan and friends last month are old news. Balloon Boy’s dad pulling the mylar over everyone’s eyes? Pffft. So last week. The hot new Hollywood crime is extortion. First David Letterman, now Cindy Crawford. Popeater tells the compelling tale:
A German model was charged Thursday with trying to squeeze [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hold on Tight, Spidermonkey, Here Comes Another Text
Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)
Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)
Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 [...]
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Also tagged Ashley Olsen, Ashton Kutcher, booze, celebrity accidents, celebs in bikinis, Demi Moore, Jessica Simpson, John Hughes, Kristen Stewart, Milla Jovovich, movies, Robert Pattinson, Tiger Woods, Twilight, underwear
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Cindy Crawford Gets Nude, Covers Self in Shaving Cream, Tells You It's Sexy
There is a very good reason why the world hates supermodels. Because someone like Cindy Crawford can be photographed nude in Allure magazine, and it's as if her shaving-cream-covered body is staring back at you, taunting, "Look at this. I'm 43 years old, and I look fucking awesome. Do you look this fucking awesome? No, [...]
Cindy Crawford Drops Top; Floats Boats
Cindy Crawford is from De Kalb, IL, and says that in high school she had a job shucking corn. Which must be the reason she's so skilled at shucking other things. Like her bikini top. Would you like to sink your teeth into Cindy's buttery kernels? Stick your prongs into her cob? Uh . . [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The People vs. Teri's Piehole
ï Teri Hatcher is being sued over lip gloss. The American justice system: serious business. (CelebTV)
ï Heather Mills (McCartney) shows off her strawberry fields, forever. Do you wanna hold her glands? You might have a hard day's night, though she appears to be giving everyone a ticket to ride, so let's all come [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, drugs, frivolous lawsuits, Hayden Panettiere, Heather Mills McCartney, John Mayer, Mary Carey, Megan Fox, Minka Kelly, music, Paris Hilton, Pete Doherty, plastic surgery rumors, Scarlett Johansson, Teri Hatcher
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CNW Junk Drawer: The Rigors of Touring
ï Jennifer Love Hewitt is the new Kardashian. Bla-DOW! (The Blemish)
ï Flash go the cameras, and out winks the Halle Berry cotton cheek-splitter. (Taxi Driver)
ï Brendan Fraser got his head replanted for the winter. (Cityrag)
ï Something something about the Hogans . . . something divorce, lawsuit something something-or-other? Oh, whatever. You'd [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, Brendan Fraser, celebrity breakups, celebs in bikinis, Christian Slater, Eva Green, Halle Berry, Hulk Hogan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, plastic surgery rumors, see-through shots
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Shirt-free Cindy Crawford Boobs Will Float Your Boat
Today, we bring you pictures of Cindy Crawford topless. Later, we will fulfill the rest of your 1991 fantasies and bring back Crystal Pepsi, then buy you tickets to the Jesus Jones/Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine tour.
CNW Junk Drawer: All About Asses and Punching
ï Kevin Federline claims that on his GED, he got "amazing ass test scores." You know who else aced the amazing ass test? Heather Locklear (see above).
ï Shamed superstar Mel Gibson fires up his Razr and sets out on the seemingly insurmountable task of personally apologizing to every Jew in the whole wide [...]
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Also tagged advertisements, Britney Spears, Bruce Springsteen, celebrity breakups, celebrity catfights, celebs in rehab, drugs, Kevin Federline, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, Pete Doherty, plastic surgery rumors, William H. Macy
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CNW Junk Drawer: Pink Pee
ï As a half-Jew, Rob Schneider refuses to ever work with Mel Gibson. Braveheart 2 just got 54% less zany!
ï Ever seen pink pee before? No? Ever seen Pink pee before? Also no? Well, here ya go.
ï Carmen Electra and Shannon Elizabeth are pals. If C-list hangs with D-list, does that elevate [...]
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Also tagged Al Reynolds, booze, Britney Spears, Carmen Electra, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity gay rumors, celebrity offspring, David Geffen, Gwen Stefani, Mel Gibson, Melanie Griffith, Penelope Cruz, Pink, Rob Schneider
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CNW Junk Drawer: Happy Buhthdayyy, Mistah Hefnahh
ï Maggie Gyllenhaal's been impregnated by, and is now engaged to, Peter Sarsgaard. Congrats, Gaardhaal.
ï We told you about Sienna Miller supposedly being snapped doing some career-threateningly embarrassing cavorting at a VF party. Here are the pics. BFD.
ï Kristanna Loken: if you're Loken for an upskirt shot, you've found one.
ï Jennifer Love [...]
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Also tagged celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Kelly Brook, Keri Russell, Kristanna Loken, magazines, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Michelle Trachtenberg, paparazzi, Paris Hilton, parties, Peter Sarsgaard, Sienna Miller, Wilmer Valderrama
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