Tag Archives: Ciara
(Let Me See Ya Ass) 1, 2 Cheeks
We are vaguely familiar with Ciara. We know that she was on Saturday Night Live once. She sings songs about stuff. She probably does a little dancing too. But beyond that, we don’t know much. She doesn’t have Beyonce’s ass or famous husband or Rihanna’s bold fashion choices or boyfriend drama. She could be married [...]
50 Cent Says: Mazel Tov, Shorty!
So you think you're hot shit in a champagne glass because your dad got the kids from the local high school who had a Foreigner cover band play your bar mitzvah? Well, one Elizabeth Brooks from Long Island has totally faced your ass because her defense contractor daddy, David H. Brooks, shelled out several million [...]