Curry Too Spicy for Brady

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:59:08 +0000

Ah, the curse of the couples reality show. Only Trista and Ryan remain standing amongst the Mystically-tanned ashes of Nick and Jessica, Bret and Jes, Flav and Brigitte, New York and a bunch of dudes, etc. And now, it seems that America's First Top Model, Adrianne Curry, and the middle Brady may be adding themselves to the refuse. Reports ABC Action News:

Former Brady Bunch star Christopher Knight threatened to leave his model wife Adrianne Curry when she posed for sexy lesbian photos (NSFW link!) – as a birthday gift.

The incident, which was caught on camera for upcoming reality show My Fair Brady… Maybe Baby, left the upset actor suggesting the couple separate.

The girl-on-girl photos, which Curry has since repeated with a pal for Playboy magazine, were supposed to end a feud over baby plans – but they started a new one.

In the tense episode, which will air in January, Knight says of the photo gift, "It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation."

We informally polled the men here at CelebNewsWire HQ, and it seems that Peter Brady has a case, because "my loved one presenting me with a gift of hot lesbo pics" nearly topped the list of "creepiest and worst relationship fears worthy of a separation". Right under "my loved one bringing Heidi Klum home for some no-strings-attached bicurious threesome action" and "my loved one bringing Heidi Klum and Monica Bellucci home for some no-strings-attached bicurious foursome action"

See what Brady's banging: Mrs. Knight is at MrSkin.com.

Peter Brady Fondles Adrianne's Pork Chops and Applesauce

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 31 May 2005 18:12:27 +0000

The life of a former child star is usually not a charmed one. Sure, every once in a while you'll get your Lindsay Lohans or your Liz Taylors or your Brooke Shieldseses. But for every kiddie actor who manages to make the switch to legitimate adult star (and we don't mean porn), there are five Dana Platos, Mackenzie Phillipses, or (God forbid) Joey Lawrences. That's why the curious case of Chris Knight is so fascinating. He was Peter Brady, he grew up, he was well-adjusted, he went on a reality show, and he ended up greasing up his model/TV star girlfriend at the Lingerie Bowl. Does not compute.

Wondering why Chris Knight looks so happy in these pics? Of course you're not wondering, it's fucking obvious: He's elbow-deep in grease, smearing it across the scarily well-formed buttocks and cleavage chasm of his real-life lady love, America's First Top Model Adrianne Curry. How did he find himself in such a position? I mean, all of America watched this dude's voice break on national television! He appeared, clad in elephant bells and a Nehru jacket, in the homes of millions! We're tearing at our hair with our hands, rolling on the ground and moaning. We don't understand. We don't understand.

Oh yeah, more Lingerie Bowl pics here.

And Adrianne, nude, at MrSkin.com.

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Curry Too Spicy for Brady

Peter Brady Fondles Adrianne's Pork Chops and Applesauce