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Hey Look! Pretty Ladies in Bikinis!
We’re still hungover from Halloween (we went as sexy Sonia Sotomayor, in case you were wondering), so we’re taking the easy way out today: bikini pictures! But we kind of think that you don’t mind. Hell, you’ve proven that all you care about are tits anyway. As long as some portion of them is on [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Itsy Bitsy McPheeni Weeny
American Idol once-was Katharine McPhee in a bikini. McPheeni? Mikphini? (The Blemish)
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Country star LeeAnn Rimes. She’s bubbly! She’s adorable! She’s America’s sweetheart! She’s having hot, sweaty, extramarital sexual intercourse with actor Eddie Cibrian! (Us Weekly)
Things are not looking good for Natasha Richardson, who suffered a serious brain injury after skiing and is [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Harry Potter and the Underaged Bone
ï Get a black snake bone. Look at Christina Ricci in a bikini. (The Blemish)
ï Keira Knightley was attacked by a wandering expletive-spewer and lived to tell the tale. (Yeeeah!)
ï Being the concubine of Marilyn Manson, Evan Rachel Wood is used to standing next to undead ghouls, so she looks right at [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Tara Reid Launches "Derelicte"
ï God, Megan Fox is so gross. She's seriously such a dog. I mean, bow wow, right? (Fatback)
ï Matthew McConaughey sprung from the loins of another legendary cocksman, it seems. All right all right all riiiiiight. (Yeeeah!)
ï Focus on Madonna's crotch and achieve inner peace. (Cityrag)
ï Naked Kate Moss minus puss moss. [...]
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Christina Ricci Doesn't Like Strippers, Does Like Stripping
Have you happened to notice the rise in actresses playing strippers in recent years? And we're not just talking about your Shannon Tweeds and your Debbie Rochons, either. We're talking about A-list pole porkers like Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman. We think if you open your How To Succeed in Hollywood with Little To No [...]
Just Like You, Christina Ricci Wants Jessica Biel's Butt
We've been a bit concerned about Christina Ricci lately. We will forever miss those luscious jugs she so viciously hacked off, but beyond that, she seems to grow smaller every day. But it seems there is hope for Ricci's dwindling frame, as she longs for a bubble butt to match her bobble head. Reports People:
"I [...]
Christina Ricci Gets Spanked by Monkey
Never before has the Rocket from the Crypt song "Raped by Ape" rung so clear and true as today, as Christina Ricci reveals the monkeyshine (haw!) that went down during the filming of her most recent movie, Penelope:
"I'm afraid of monkeys, but I had decided not to be afraid of Chim Chim because no one [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Biel 'Brella Bashes Like Britney
ï Now that it's raining more than ever/know that Biel still hates the paparazzi/You can get beat by her umba-rella/You get beat by her umba-rella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay. (Egotastic!)
ï Britney Spears pretends she has narcolepsy, which is not an oozing venereal disease, like one might automatically assume. (Yeeeah!)
ï Katie "Jordan" [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: What a Luffoon
ï Britney Spears. Her butt. Your face. (TMZ)
ï No phrase sends quivers of ecstasy up the male spine wiener quite like "Kelly Brook bikini photoshoot". (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Paris is suffering from ADD and claustrophobia. BFD, our cousin Cheyenne is suffering from impetigo and chronic fatigue and she's still in jail. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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Christina Ricci Talks About Her Peachies
Black Snake Moan has not yet been widely released in the U.S.A., and it's already racking up the bad reviews. But, speaking of "racking up", the flick features Christina Ricci's snoobs in their second starring role, so the movie will probably do just fine. Christina recently talked to Another magazine about her method approach to [...]