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Joanie Loves Chi-Chis

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published October 13, 2009

Christina Hendricks plays red-headed Joanie on Mad Men, but you might know her by her given name, Goddess of Perfection Crafted from the Finest Silk and Gold By the Hand of God Himself and Sent from Heaven Above. Christina got married this past weekend, her flawless face flushed with excitement and her hubcap-sized breasts threatening [...]

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Boring Emmys Bring Booming Boobies

By Agent E. | Published September 21, 2009

First of all, we must say that we’re not a fan of these back-to-back awards ceremonies. We haven’t even seen the Us Weekly VMA fashion roundup yet, and already the Emmys are over. We need a little more time to recover from rich and famous people getting big shiny statues. But no matter, the Emmys [...]

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Hendrix = Purple Haze. Hendricks = Blue Balls.

By Inspector S. (CNW Admin) | Published January 12, 2009

Well, the Golden Globes were last night (we half-heartedly and whole-drunkenly livetwittered throughout) and the big news is that astoundingly busty Christina Hendricks not only did not show even a millimeter of cleavage, she made sure that those all-natural, gravity defying zeppelins were harnessed in with superfulous extra folds of fabric. Diabolical. Oh, and also [...]

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