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Christina Applegate Afraid of Becoming Unintentional Flasher
Atop our celeb love list? Cate Blanchett, a couple of chicks named Moore (Julianne and Mandy), Amy Adams, Isla Fisher. They are the untouchables. And we think we're going to jump on the bandwagon of People magazine and add Christina Applegate to that list. She's funny! She's beautiful! She survived cancer! Yay! But in addition [...]
Christina Applegate Prepares for New Rack
As if we didn't worship Christina Applegate enough before, she had to go and be all brave and frank about her cancer battle and now, in our minds, she's elevated beyond superhero level to demigoddess or some other type of immortal being. Celebitchy reports that Christina is about to have reconstructive breast surgery:
ìI still have [...]
Christina Applegate Goes All Mortal Kombat on Cancer
Christina Applegate is cancer-free! Yaaaay! Christina Applegate is also boob-free. Yaaa–wait, that isn't cool. People says:
Christina Applegate, who was diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer this month, revealed on ABC's Good Morning America Tuesday that she has undergone a double mastectomy ñ even though cancer was only detected in one of her breasts.
Privately, [...]
Hey Cancer, You Suck
When people get cancer, it's sad. When famous hot ladies get cancer in their titty parts, it's even sadder. Why, God, why? Lovely and charming actress Christina Applegate is unfortunately afflicted with breast cancer, but she'll be fine. Her rep issued this statement:
"Benefitting from early detection through a doctor-ordered MRI, the cancer is not life [...]
People's People Who Are Prettier Than You
Some people live by the gun and die by the gun. Not us. We live by People and die by People. We float, directionless, every week until that glossy mag appears in our mailbox and teaches us exactly how Eva Longoria safely gets her bronze glow, to relay a tender tale of how a family [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Canoodling and Clam-Mams
ï Christina Applegate's husband of four years, Jonathan Schaech, has filed for divorce. We looked him up on IMDb to see what he's done recently, only to find that he's been tapped to play Dalton in the sequel to Road House! Christina, are you crazy? You don't incur the wrath of James Dalton. He [...]
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Applegate Sez: Sex Shows Are The Sweetest Thing
Married . . . with Children's own Kelly Bundy, Christina Applegate, recently took in a nice live sex show in Amsterdam and labeled it "really sweet." Applegate then confessed that she thought Belladonna movies were "adorable" and that German scheisse porn was "perfectly darling."
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