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CNW Junk Drawer: The Rigors of Touring
ï Jennifer Love Hewitt is the new Kardashian. Bla-DOW! (The Blemish)
ï Flash go the cameras, and out winks the Halle Berry cotton cheek-splitter. (Taxi Driver)
ï Brendan Fraser got his head replanted for the winter. (Cityrag)
ï Something something about the Hogans . . . something divorce, lawsuit something something-or-other? Oh, whatever. You'd [...]
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Also tagged ailing celebs, Amy Winehouse, Brendan Fraser, celebrity breakups, celebs in bikinis, Cindy Crawford, Eva Green, Halle Berry, Hulk Hogan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, plastic surgery rumors, see-through shots
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CNW Junk Drawer: Nearly "Stripped" of Her Crown
ï Heather Graham's swan song of succulent sexiness. Take a look, then tip out your King Cobra on the curb.
ï Lara Flynn Boyle decorated her razory clavicles with flowers, tied some white ribbons around her prominent ulnae, rubbed some pink gloss on her colossal plastic lips, and got herself married. Mazel tov!
ï [...]
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Also tagged Adam Brody, booze, celeb engagements/weddings, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, celebrity pregnancies, Donald Trump, Harry Morton, Heather Graham, Katie Holmes, Kimberly Stewart, Lara Flynn Boyle, Lindsay Lohan, Martha Stewart, Nicollette Sheridan, Pauly Shore, Sharon Stone, Sienna Miller, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Tara Connor, Victoria Silvstedt
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Christian Slater Places Untamed Heart Under Shazza Stone's Christmas Tree
Everyone spread your pantiless crotch wide and give greetings and salutations for new love match Sharon Stone and Christian Slater! She's a joyless harridan who shafts AIDS babies and he's a widow's peaked wino who steals about the streets of New York City under the cover of night, playing grabass with unsuspecting matrons! It's a [...]
Christian Slater Goes from Grabbing Ass to Falling on It
We wait all year for Halloween in hopes of seeing celebrities look even more ridiculous than they do every other day of the year. And this year's highlight doesn't even involve an outrageous costume; it's all about Christian Slater falling into Paris Hilton's bush.
Halle Coulda Been a Playboy Contender
So. It seems that Halle Berry was approached by the Playboy folks a decade ago and agreed to peel for the publication, but only after the "right film" came along. Huh. Guess The Flintstones and B.A.P.S. weren't exactly inspirational in the nudity department?
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebs posing for Playboy, Halle Berry
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Christian Slater Grabass Update
(Is it wrong that we're kind of bummed out he didn't grab a tit? We're finding it next to impossible to come up with any Slater butt puns, and "Gleaming the Boob" has such a nice ring to it.)
At any rate: Christian Slater picked the wrong seat to snatch when he decided to get all [...]
Hollywood Scofflaw Wrap-Up: Holiday Weekend Edition
Memorial Day weekend! Whoo! Party! While you were busy getting wasted and playing grab-ass, Oliver Stone and Christian Slater were busy . . . getting wasted . . . and, uh, playing grab-ass. Also.
Lindsay Lohan and Christian Slater: True Romance?
Lindsay Lohan has a daddy complex. We understand this–growing up with a father like Michael Lohan (a drug-addicted, drunk-driving, loose-cannon freakazoid) would give any girl issues. We thought her Bruce Willis liaison may have been a fluke, but now she's accepting the attentions of papa-of-two Christian Slater. So hang on to your weiners, DILFs [...]
Christian Slater Nearly Sliced
Long-suffering Jack Nicholson impersonator Christian Slater barely escaped being attacked by a knife-wiedling kook in London on Friday. We realize Hard Rain totally sucked, but Jesus Christ, you don't have to stab the guy.
Slater Stops Caricaturing Nicholson; Now Into Aping Sinatra
Heathers star Christian Slater wants to put his acting career on hold to record an album of Sinatra covers. Wait. Christian Slater has an acting career?