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Agent E. — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:39:20 +0000

Do you ever wonder why every Modern Bride subscriber in Hollywood is fighting over the likes of John Mayer and Bradley Cooper? It’s because the rest of the dudes in Hollywood look like this:

Christian Bale and Lindsay Lohan Are Calm Submissives

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:49:21 +0000

We’re slightly late on this one, but when it comes to movie stars throwing conniptions bigger and scarier than Cisco Adler’s nuts, it’s better late than never. Last July, handsome hothead Christian Bale reportedly threw a hissy fit on the set of Terminator 4 when the director of photography, Shane Hurlbut, accidentally walked into the shot. Seeing how Bale sucker punched his sister and mother, yelling at a DP isn’t such a stretch. At long last, the audio of this incident finally leaked. Joy!

No word on whether or not this pretty prima donna stomped on his tiara and threw his princess tea set across the room after his verbal dressing-down. But speaking of tiny squalling babies, Lindsay Lohan allegedly pulled a Bale of her own at an airport on Saturday. According to our personal gossip travel agent, Female First:

Lindsay Lohan caused a scene when she unable to travel first class on a recent flight. The ‘Mean Girls’ actress was reportedly incensed when she was told there were no first class seats available on the overcrowded flight from Tampa, Florida, to Los Angeles on Saturday, and immediately began shouting.

According to a FOX News source, fellow passengers laughed as Lindsay “stomped around and told a friend she was with, ‘You’d better come and visit me back there in case I die.’ “

Unfortunately, Lohan’s fears were realized as she was herded back to coach and after suffering the indignity of not being offered complimentary champagne, was immediately chafed to death by the scratchy, unsatisfactory nap of the too-small seat. Rest in peace, little firecrotch.

CNW Junk Drawer: Funky Monk-y

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:37:02 +0000

ï Sophie Monk's nipples try to stab their way through her bikini top. Like they were pink, squishy pirate cutlasses. (I Don't Like You In That Way)

ï David Duchovny was scared that wife Tea Leoni would give him a beatdown when she saw his makeout scene with Gillian Anderson in the X-Files movie. Guess we can assume she's never seen Californication. (FemaleFirst)

ï Nick Hogan turns 18 on Sunday. That means big boy jail! Yayyy! Sooo big! (Allie Is Wired)

ï Despite the pap songs, the fishbelly complexion, and the castrato voice, being James Blunt is kind of sweet. (Cityrag)

ï More details about Batman giving his batmom a batshove. (Yeeeah!)

ï Heather Locklear has been successfully rehabilitated. Locklear v. 2.0 ready for deployment. (The Blemish)

ï Amy Winehouse wants at least five children with cracky, smacky husband Blake. Though since he's just been sentenced to 27 months in jail, that might be difficult outside of conjugal visits. (CelebWarship)

ï Two weeks post-birth, and Nicole Kidman's gut is flatter than yours. The world is a vampire. (Hollywire)

ï Gabrielle Reece shoves her volleyballs into a bikini top. (Drunken Stepfather)

ï Picture it. 2008. Estelle Getty dies at her home. We'll miss you, Sophia Petrillo. (PopCrunch)

Beatman

Inspector S. (CNW Admin) — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:56:31 +0000

Christian Bale has the number one movie on the planet with The Dark Knight, but he is in deep number two for allegedly giving his mother and sister a na na na na na na na na BEAT DOWNNNN! Reports Digital Spy:

Batman star Christian Bale will face police questioning today over claims that he assaulted his mother and sister.

A complaint was lodged against the actor by mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, at a police station in Hampshire yesterday. They have alleged that Bale "lashed out" at them on Sunday night at central London's Dorchester Hotel.

Police decided to delay questioning until today because they did not want to spoil last night's Dark Knight premiere in the West End, one report suggests.

A source told The Sun: "It would have been wrong to wreck the premiere over a complaint which we do not yet know is founded in truth. Mr Bale will be contacted at the earliest opportunity and be asked to provide an account of what happened."

It's awesome how everyone is so rapturous about The Dark Knight that police are willing to overlook its star slapping around female family members. Like, "we could head over and take him in for quick questioning and make sure he's not a mom-basher, buuuuuuut he's Batman." And then the officers high fived and headed over to Hardee's for commemorative Dark Knight plastic cups and Bat-rings.