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Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson: One More Time, with Feeling
Kate Hudson continues to bore us with her humping choices. But at least this time we've been there before, so we can just pretend it's 2001 again and not have to get used to anything new. Plus, in 2001 nobody had formed the brilliant idea to combine celebrity names into one zippy catchphrase yet, so [...]
"It Smells Like Daddy's Concert!"
Yesterday we learned that little Ryder Russell Robinson's mommy possesses an ass that resembles two delectably stuffed throw pillows. Today we learn that his daddy smells a lot like Keith Richards. According to Page Six:
RYDER Robinson, the 4-year-old son of Kate Hudson and Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson, knows what a grown-up party smells like. [...]
Threesomes Come Along a Dime by the Dozen, Kate Thinks That Ain't Nothin' But Ten Cent Lovin'
As we mentioned before, Kate Hudson's marriage is not only over, she's reportedly saddled up, slipped her dainty feet into the well-worn stirrups, and trotted off on the sinewy back of The Butterscotch Stallion. But the impetus for doing so might not be a simple "irreconcilable differences"–Kate reportedly has grown weary of playing the part [...]
The Marriage Crasher
Yesterday we were indescribably bored by the break-up of Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson because there were no details. Today we learn that Kate might be getting some sweet, sweet salad tossing from a Stallion of the Butterscotch variety. Way to go, Kate. You caught our interest with nary a slipped nip in sight.
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You, Me, and Divorce
We warned you, Kate Hudson, but you just wouldn’t listen. Let this be a lesson to future scissors-averse starlets: If you allow your son’s hair to grow to Cornsilk Cabbage Patch Kid Becky LaRue lengths, you will end up in divorce court. It’s simple cause and effect, people.