Tag Archives: Chris Brown
No Plea from Chris B
Wonder what happened at Chris Brown's (what a asshole!) court proceeding yesterday? Wonder no longer. He was not actually arraigned for punching Rihanna like she was pizza dough. TMZ has the lowdown:
Chris Brown and his attorney Mark Geragos did not enter a plea to the two felony charges. In a proceeding that took roughly 4 [...]
Chris Brown Still Under Umbrella-ella-ella of Suspicion
The rumors are swirling: Chris Brown and Rihanna got secretly married! He's beaten her up before! He's copping a plea! The L.A. County DA has allegedly received all the info for the Chris Brown-Rihanna assault case today, whether or not he'll be charged is up in the air. You still don't think he's A ASSHOLE? [...]
Chris Brown Jet Skis Back Into Rihanna's Heart
Well, Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together. Terrific. But it's OK! Because he feels real bad and stuff! Ugggh. People says:
The pair have reunited almost three weeks after Brown, 19, allegedly battered the ìUmbrellaî singer on Feb. 8, a source tells PEOPLE.
ìTheyíre together again. They care for each other,î says the source. The on-again [...]
The Only Rihanna Pics We DON'T Want to See
Like Natalie Imbruglia, we're torn. On one hand, the person who leaked the official police photographs of Rihanna's injuries from when Chris Brown popped the snot out of her is a scumbag, messing with the investigation, and we're sure Rihanna probably doesn't feel so hot about having the world see her injuries. On the other [...]
Chris Brown Had a Booty Call, and We Don't Mean Vivica A. Fox
We've been racking our brains trying to figure out why fancy footer Chris Brown would get all punchy and bitey with that sweet-voiced Rihanna, and we thought we had it. While listening to one of his gf's CDs, the disc hit a snag, resulting in Chris hearing nothing but "ella, ella, ella, ella" until he [...]
She Don't Want That Shovey-Shovey, That Bite Bite
In this picture, twinkly-toed lady-beater Chris Brown looks like he's leaning in for a little nibble on Rihanna. And that might have been exactly what was going on, because in addition to punching Rihanna, bloodying her nose, and splitting her lip, he bit her. Like he was Ted Bundy. Or Mike Tyson. Or Edward Cullen [...]
You Can't Beat Rihanna
Chris Brown seems like such a nice boy. The kind of boy your grandmother would love. He's wealthy and dashing, he's got a megawatt smile, and he dances just like Fred Astaire! Oh, and he has something else in common with charming men from the 1940s–he likes to box the ears of his frail when [...]