Tag Archives: ChloÎ Sevigny
The Allure of Butt Naked Celebrities
Normally when we link to pictures of celebrities naked in a magazine, the pictures fall into one of two categories: Playboy style (long in the tooth/career on the skids star/former child star with something to prove gets intense bikini wax, shows boobs) or Vanity Fair style (softly-lit, tasteful nude of popular star with legs crossed [...]
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No ClothesÎ Sevigny
We have no idea if these photos of ChloÎ Sevigny are new or old, because we try not to ever look directly at her, as we fear that her twelve-inch zippers and ironic use of gladiator sandals may suck out our soul if we get too close, and frankly we don't care if they're from [...]
Bill Paxton, Chloe Sevigny, Joy Behar, and a Blowjob
Last Wednesday, Bill Paxton and Chloe Sevigny appeared on The View to chat with the Gorgons about their polygamy-chic new HBO show, Big Love. Joy Behar asked Chloe about her infamous Brown Bunny knob-gargling scene, reportedly causing her and Paxton to "go ballistic". They also reportedly went "nut-tastic", "cocktabulous", and "scrot-o-riffic".
Gallo Blo-Jo II: Was That His Actual Brown Bunny?
We thought that if there was one thing we could trust in this crazy mixed-up world it was Vincent Gallo. But, alas, he has duped our frail and innocent minds. That wasn't really his penis. Now our recurring nightmare must be redirected toward someone else.
Gallo Blo-Jo
Out of the sewers of New York City it rises, a vision twisted, bulbous, and vile, spewing venomous excrement, a hideous form much-mythologized yet rarely seen. Hey! It's Vincent Gallo's wiener in The Brown Bunny!