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Charlize Theron and Stuart Townshend Get Pretend Married
Ah, the sacred covenant of marriage. Eva and Tony did it. Katie and Tom did it. And now, Charlize Theron and actor Stuart Townshend have done it. In the magical land of make-believe! The pair wore matching wedding bands at the Toronto Film Festival, and Townshend told the press:
"I didn't do a church wedding or [...]
Charlize Theron Ready to Bust Out the Polident
Wonder what Charlize Theron's been busying herself with recently? Oh, not much. Just withering like a crone and watching her formerly plump and ripe breasts turn into walnuts lying at the bottom of two ancient plastic grocery bags. She recently admitted:
"I'm 32 and as you get older you get wrinkles and your boobs sag. You [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "You Liars. You Bulimic Liars.î
ï Everyone in the world has an eating disorder except for Courtney Love. Or is that Janice from the Muppets, naked? (Celebitchy)
ï Jessica Alba plays blind. Blind and nipply. (Yeeeah!)
ï Jenna Jameson done got her face fucked screwy. (Egotastic)
ï Charlize Theron ponies up some major cleavage for the movie Hancock. And [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "I Zaid I Want to Fugh Her."
ï Apparently, you can steal cars and shoot heroin and get arrested 20 times a month and yet never see the inside of a jail cell. We're totally moving to the UK. It's like Eden, or Honah-Lee. Only with more crack.
ï Speaking of drugs, Teri Hatcher admits to doing a little recreational Botox. [...]
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Parize Theron
Paris Hilton shows about as much range in her "acting" as a limp hot dog (although such foodstuffs might actually inspire a bit of erotic excitement in Ms. Hilton), yet she thinks that she'll soon be competing for the same roles as Oscar winner Charlize Theron. Hey, if Cuba Gooding Jr. can win one of [...]
The Look of Lesbo Love Is in Your Eyes
The men, they love the lesbians. Something about the intertwining of soft lips and silky skin and the promise of swelling breast flesh gently touching swelling breast flesh really excites the ol' weenis. However, the reality of true-life lesbians doesn't usually live up to the male fantasy. But reality and fantasy are about to collide [...]