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Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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Will Smith Proves His Manhood by Punching Charlize Theron in the Face
If you were an actress, which actors would you be afraid to call costars? Who do you think could easily cause you bodily harm on set? Christian Bale? Sure. Russell Crowe? You betcha. Joaquin Phoenix? Anything's possible. But Will Smith? Probably not. You'd likely be more scared of his teeny tiny wife, Jada Pinkett Smith. [...]
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American Idol once-was Katharine McPhee in a bikini. McPheeni? Mikphini? (The Blemish)
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Country star LeeAnn Rimes. She’s bubbly! She’s adorable! She’s America’s sweetheart! She’s having hot, sweaty, extramarital sexual intercourse with actor Eddie Cibrian! (Us Weekly)
Things are not looking good for Natasha Richardson, who suffered a serious brain injury after skiing and is [...]
Charlize Theron Shows Her Pair off in The Burning Plain
Charlize Theron, she's not like your young American actresses, your Jessicas Biel and Alba who balk at onscreen nudity. She's from Africa, dammit, and it's hot there, so she's used to not wearing any clothes. In front of a movie camera or in front of your TV set, what's the difference, right? Another thing that [...]
Nicole Kidman To Sport a Dick, Man
Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron married and having lesbian sex? Hot, right? It could happen in a new movie. But wait, there's a catch: Nic's gonna have a dick. At least part of the time. Reuters reports:
Nicole Kidman as the world's first post-op transsexual, married to Charlize Theron? You betcha.
The Australian actress will star in [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Charlize, Pleez
ï I see London, I see Iraq. I see Charlize Theron's ass crack. (The Nip Slip)
ï Mary-Kate Olsen gets in an accident with an El Pollo Loco truck. Oh, sweet irony. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Guy Ritchie wastes no time–he's allegedly hooking up with actress Kelly Reilly, who has red hair and almost certainly [...]
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Charlize Theron Hates The Hills as Much as You Do
Have you ever watched The Hills (in which case, hey man, we've fallen in that trap before too; deepest sympathies) and thought to yourself, "What the hell is going on here? It's just a bunch of skinny bitches crying all the time. Why doesn't anything ever happen on this show?" If so, Charlize Theron knows [...]
Jenna Jameson Fingers Charlize . . . As Her Sex Heir
In addition to keeping herself busy with various and sundry plastical surgery procedures, Jenna Jameson has been enjoying her run as a spokesperson for PETA. So much that she's conceiving ideas for other possible advertisements and PSAs. Jenna says,
"It would be amazing if Charlize Theron did one of our 'Go naked' campaigns. I saw her [...]
Charlize Theron Hungary for Geography Lesson
Today Charlize Theron proves that you don't have to qualify for Mensa to repeatedly star opposite Keanu Reeves. PageSix.com reports:
Oscar winner Charlize Theron, who has never been considered an airhead, made a serious geographical gaffe when she mixed up her Eastern European cities in a recent interview.
While promoting the UK release of In The Valley [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Keifer in the Klink
ï Brittany Murphy's husband is Artie Lange??? (Bricks and Stones)
ï Lindsay says that rehab was a "sobering experience". You don't say. (IDLYITW)
ï Tara Reid in FHM looking . . . good? Oh, look, a flying pig. (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Charlize Theron is Esquire's Sexiest woman. Which is a nicer honor than being [...]
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