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Denise Richards Is a Sad, Jobless Pig
There is a force in this universe so strong and shrewish that she can make us overlook all of her enemy's horrible traits–the serial hooker schtupping, the gambling, the boozing, his entire television career–and think, oh, he can't be that bad compared to her. And that force is named Denise Richards. We imagine that the [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Here Comes Trouble
ï Jumping on the Harry Potter fever bandwagon! Emma Watson holds up a pair of panties that state exactly what comes out of the wearer's anus. Helpful! (the Blemish)
ï Nicole Richie's drunk driving trial has been postponed. D.A's office spokeswoman Jane Robison says, "The trial will not happen on Wednesday. Richie's attorney filed [...]
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Denise Richards is Better Off Dead
First, Charlie Sheen threatened to kill her. Now, Heather Locklear claims "You no longer exist to me. It's like you've died." Wow, this whole "accuse your husband of kiddie porn and hookers, then take out a restraining order" plea for public sympathy Denise Richards is pulling doesn't exactly seem to be working out for her [...]
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"Two Pregnant Cunts Plotting Against the Rest of Us"
If one is looking to reconcile with his wife, there are many things one can say to her. Like, "Honey, I love you. Let's work things out, for the sake of our children." Or, perhaps the doghoused man could take a page from the lyric book of soft pop hitmaker of yore Dan Hill: "Can't [...]
Pills, Lies, and Underaged Porn: the Richards-Sheen Story
Last Friday morning, Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen were just another Hollywood couple dissolving their marriage, sorting out their assets, and figuring out custody arrangements. No big whoop. Today, Denise is a woman who has taken out a restraining order on her estranged husband and accused him of boffing hookers, gambling while she was giving [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: An Army of Hookers
Jermaine Dupri says that his girlfriend Janet Jackson purposely got all lumpy and lardy for an indie film role that fell through. We’re totally stealing that excuse.
Don’t fuck with Reese Witherspoon. Unless you’re into dying.
Kate Moss proves that supermodels actually have brains!
She also proves she has a nipple. Again.
Heather Locklear [...]
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Richards and Sheen to Split. For Real This Time.
Surprise! It hookers seems that hookers Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards hookers are going ahead with hookers their divorce. We hookers have absolutely no hookers idea why hookers their marriage hookers didn't work out. Hookers.
CNW Junk Drawer: A Gallon of Semen
ï Bai Ling wants to marry her boyfriend, Backstreet Boy/Hilton slugger Nick Carter. Please, God. We don't ask for much. But we're begging and pleading here. Let this union happen. Oh, the stories we would write! And the pictures! My God! The pictures!
ï Another clip of Kelly Brook's two in Three.
ï Despite [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Furniture Polish and Fedoras
ï There's an old man sitting next to me, makin' love to his tonic and Pledge: Billy Joel starts the fire–in his liver!–by swigging some furniture polish, once.
ï Steve "Alan Partridge" Coogan finally admits that his fabled hookup with Courtney Love is actually 80% true. Does that mean she's 80% pregnant?
ï Denise Richards and [...]
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