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Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen Unite for Unholy Feast
We imagine that Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards do everything in their power to avoid each other. Custody exchanges occur between two nannies who are instructed not to speak to each other. Denise probably even makes her daughters refer to their father as "sperm donor." But according to Denise, that's not the case. Denise claims [...]
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Two and a Half Men
When we heard that Charlie Sheen's wife, Brooke Mueller, gave birth to twin boys on Saturday, we were like, "Hahahaha, Charlie Sheen is a dad? Get out of town." Then we realized that he already has three kids. Suffer the little children. US Weekly has the bare minimum of info:
Charlie Sheen and his wife, real [...]
Charlie Sheen Pays Doctor Bill in Nickels
This story is so goddamn good, we don't even think we need to make jokes about it. So here it is: Charlie Sheen pays a $380 doctor bill in nickels. According to TMZ (via Celebitchy):
Dr. Peter Waldstein, a Bev Hills pediatrician, has treated Charlie and Deniseís two kids in the past. Charlie was pissed that [...]
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"And When Daddy Says 'Go Cry to Your Bald Mom,' How Does That Make You Feel?"
We watched two episodes of Denise Richards: It's Complicated and had to have a lobotomy, so we can totally relate to Denise's little daughters with Charlie Sheen, Sam and Lola. Recently, Denise revealed to In Touch that she and Charlie's constant squabbling has led to her putting the children in therapy. She said,
ìMy kids are [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Rhys Is in Pieces
ï Sienna Miller finally cuts loose her improbably-named, leonine lover Rhys Ifans. (CeleBuzz)
ï Angry whelp Miley Cyrus wrecks equipment on the set of her new video. "Grrrr! I'm so mad! Like a bear! Grrr! Like a fluffy bear! With a bow around its neck! Grrr . . . awwww." (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Kim Kardashian [...]
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"Prostitute-Tranny-Infested Sperm"
We're about to do something revolutionary that has never been done in the history of CelebNewsWire: We're going to say something complimentary about Denise Richards. Girl sure is entertaining. Sure, her entitled, tarted-up face may induce rage in our heart, but whenever she opens her mouth it's sure to elicit a hearty guffaw from ours. [...]
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Denise Richards Wants Charlie Sheen's Sperm, Money
We don't understand why famous people bother to have babies. Half the time it ends really really badly. Sure, it miraculously made KFed financially solvent for the first time in his life, but not everyone is lucky enough to have two kiddos pop out of Britney's poon chute. Sometimes you're Charlie Sheen and you end [...]
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CNW: "I Said Impeti-Go, Go"
ï Hey, Amy. Maybe you should extend that liner to cover your entire face. (Flisted)
ï Eva Mendes gets a job shilling Calvin Klein drawers! Just like Marky Mark, only with more substance abuse and less wiggerliness. Same size boobs, though. (Yeeeah!)
ï Clip of Brit's appearance on How I Met Your Mother. Talking [...]
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Charlie Sheen: Sex Doll Murderer
We think it's pretty fair to say that Charlie Sheen has done a lot of cuckoo things in his life, a few of which have recently come to light. But we never would have thought he was a Real Doll murderer. Rush & Molloy explain that Charlie's real life has made for some funny jokes [...]
A Sad, Jobless Pig, Part II
Today is day two of "What horrible, despicable, hateful, downright mean things can Charlie Sheen say about his lovely, wonderful, nurturing, maternal ex-wife?" Brought to you by Denise Richards . . . no, wait, we meant brought to you by Denise Richards's lawyers . . . no, that doesn't sound good either. How about, brought [...]
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