Tag Archives: Chad Michael Murray

06 October 2006

I Want It Ash Way

We don't really care whom Paris Hilton and her set have or haven't slept with. At this point it's just swapping different herpes strains anyway. But in a desperate bid to garner publicity for his new House of Carters (which we'll only watch if it involves AARON CARTER SHIRTLESS), Nick Carter is claiming that Paris [...]

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27 July 2005

CNW Junk Drawer: Nothing About Lohan Despite References to Coke and Anorexia

ï Anorexia, asthma, crummy tonsils, kidney problems, throat cysts, childhood OCD. It's a wonder Jessica Alba lived past puberty.
ï Osama Bin Laden: valiantly trying to wipe out America's population of electroclash holdovers.
ï Kate Moss loses 120 lbs. of ugly, useless flesh; possibly picks up a Jackass.
ï Nicole Kidman plans to take [...]