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Playboy Knows What the Kids Want: Tara Reid Nude
Friday we brought you the news that Playboy, in a misguided bid to up their twenty-something readership, was putting a strategically nude Marge Simpson on the cover. And today we’ve learned that another upcoming issue will feature Tara Reid nude. Because she’s so hot right now. She was in that big summer blockbuster American Pie. [...]
Marge Simpson’s Nude D’oh-nuts Pose for Playboy
We’ve known for a while that Playboy was going downhill. They can’t pull in the big names anymore and have to resort to the desperate for publicity (Heidi Montag), the desperate for publicity (Aubrey O’Day), and the desperate for publicity (Kim Kardashian). And there’s not even that much nudity most of the time. So, while [...]
God’s Handiwork in Playboy Again
Remember when gun-toting, fame-fellating reality cretin Heidi Montag posed for Playboy, and did not technically get naked? Well, all you Heidi fans (hi, Spencer Pratt) out there may have one more chance. It sounds as if she’s gearing to haul her nuggets before the camera once again. According to US Weekly,
“Always leave them asking for [...]
Gross Topic of the Day: Heidi Montag’s Orgasms
Some days we just want to watch you suffer. That’s why today is filled with Hannah Montana’s cherries, tales of Jon and Kate, and now Heidi Montag’s sex life. Yay! Maybe if you’re lucky we can scare up a story about Denise Richards’s bowel movements. Anywho, Heidi’s Playboy pics have hit the web (we won’t [...]
Heidi Montag Is a Work of Tart
Chances are there’s maybe one dude reading this right now who’s thinking, “Man, I’ve just gotta know whether or not Heidi Montag really gets naked in the next issue of Playboy. She is so smoking hot and not at all the most annoying person on the planet.” Sure, that’s a big maybe, but if that [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Montag Twatt
You WILL see Heidi Montag nude in Playboy. Just what you always wanted! (Yeeeah!)
Hands off the Brad Pitt. Do not touch the Brad Pitt. That means you, Ann Curry. (Anything Hollywood)
When Megan Fox gets a manicure, she actually gets a pedicure. Get it? No? Click on the link then, Einstein. (The Blemish)
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Also tagged boobs, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, celebrity breakups, celebrity hookups, celebrity nudity, Cher, Heidi Montag, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton, Sandra Bullock, Usher
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"You know, Lindsay Lohan. That drunk redhead with the huge cans."
Hugh Hefner is somewhere in the vicinity of 8000 years old, so we don't really blame him for not knowing who Lindsay Lohan is. She doesn't hold a candle to that hot minx Clara Bow. Now there was a stah, dahling. And we can't exactly see Hef and The Girls Next Door sitting around in [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Two of Hearts
Mel Gibson takes his new Russian mistress out on the town. She’s not the same Russian lady named Oksana that was earlier claimed, but this one is still hot, in an odd, Stacey Q kind of way. (Yeeeah!)
Want to hear Julia Roberts say “tits”, “ass” and “fuck” about a million times? (Fatback)
Lauren [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity hookups, Heidi Montag, Julia Roberts, Lauren Conrad, Mel Gibson, Pamela Anderson, Sam Lutfi, television
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CNW Junk Drawer: Extra Special "All Sexy Ladies" Edition
Jessica Alba ass, all wrapped up with a bow. (IDLYITW)
Lady Gaga has tape on her nipples, so they won’t poke-her-face. ZING! (Jezebel)
Cheerleader coach Carlie Becker, who was shitcanned for posing for Playboy. Rah rah, sis boob bah. (Bitten and Bound)
Jordana Brewster in Maxim. You’ll masturbate fast and/or furiously. (Gone Hollywood)
Evan [...]
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Also tagged Alessandra Ambrosio, Carlie Becker, Evan Rachel Wood, Jessica Alba, Jordana Brewster, Lady Gaga, magazines, underwear
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CNW Junk Drawer: My Paris Lies Over the Ocean
ï Paris Hilton, in a bikini, hits the beach with her new beau, wearing Jamz. (Drunken Stepfather)
ï Jenny McCarthy and Botox, sitting in a tree. (IMDb)
ï On again/off again couple Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are off again. Until the engagement rumors start, oh, in 5 hours or so. (The Blemish)
ï [...]
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Also tagged Anne Heche, awards shows, celebrity breakups, celebrity offspring, Chris Brown, Denise Richards, James Franco, Jennifer Aniston, Jenny McCarthy, John Mayer, Katy Perry, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, magazines, Paris Hilton
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