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Cirque Lodge: The New Hotspot for Celebs Who Aren't Addicted to Anything!
Hollywood Trend Alert! Just going to rehab is so 2007. The new thing is to check yourself into Cirque Lodge with little to no explanation, then leave quietly and go about your life, and a couple of months later casually tell a reporter, "Oh, I'm not an addict. No, no, no. I was researching a [...]
Eva Mendes Addicted To Acting, Not Booze
Movie stars have all the luck. If they get caught doing something illegal or embarrassing, they can just say they're researching a movie role. But when you get caught sticking your wang into the glory hole in the Rt. 9 rest stop bathroom (again), you can't very well claim that it was research for your [...]
Dude Looks Like a Druggie?
And here's our third story on the biggest stars of the late 1980s and early 1990s. Aerosmith's rubbery, bescarved frontman, Steven Tyler, is in rehab. Again. Our gossip NA sponsor, Female First, writes:
Steven Tyler has checked into rehab.
The Aerosmith frontman – who claims to have been sober for 20 years since cleaning up his act [...]
Amy Winehouse's Cape Town Clean Up
If watching the New Year's Day marathon of Intervention on A&E has taught us anything about drug addicts, it's this: gay guys really love meth. Especially when they were raised Mormon. But aside from that, it's taught us that sometimes it takes more than one or two or three stabs at rehab before it sticks. [...]
Kirsten Dunst Fills Eva Mendes-Shaped Void at Cirque Lodge
Today on an all-new episode of Celebrity Rehab Swap, Kirsten Dunst and Eva Mendes will switch places, with Kirsten taking up Eva's abandoned bed at Cirque Lodge, trying to rid her system of intoxicating substances while challenging her fellow 'habbers to farting contests, and Eva trying to make it on the outside, avoiding tequila shots [...]
Eva Mendes Is Addicted to Something
Some stars have very public implosions (complete with pubic explosions), horfing two foot long rails before jumping into an Escalade to drive it on an off-ramp at a high rate of speed with a baby strapped to the ski rack. And others quietly slip into rehab like Houdini or something. And Eva Mendes is one [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: "Stinkin'. S-T-I-N-K-I-N."
ï Uma Uma Uma mow mow ma ma Uma mow mow. In a bikini. (Though, going by the cast on her arm, these may be old, mow mow) (Hollywood Tuna)
ï Britney's still on the loose, and so are her breasts. (Taxi Driver)
ï Kate Hudson says that Matthew McConaughey smells like hot garbage. [...]
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Amy Winehouse Trying to Be Amy Cleanhouse
We've covered drunken upskirt lady biz and fetuses, now for the third element in our daily Hollywood triumvirate: drugs. Amy Winehouse is in rehab, for real this time. Swear. A statement from Universal, her record label, reads:
"Amy Winehouse's planned appearance at the NRJ Awards in France on Saturday has been cancelled as the artist has [...]
Lohan: Stolen Innocence, Stolen Boyfriend
When will stars of stage and screen learn? Wearing anything that isn't barnacle-clingy means that you are definitely pregnant, and wearing any sort of jewelry on or even near your left hand ring finger equals engagement. Professional substance-ingester/sometime thespian Lindsay Lohan is allegedly betrothed to snowboarder Rilo Kiley or whatever his name is. IMDb claims:
"Lindsay [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Snorted Her Roth IRA
Between the Chanel and the nose candy, it's no wonder Lindsay Lohan is allegedly broke. Sources say that the only reason she's presently headed back to Hollywood to film some tango movie is because she needs quick cash. Because Dina's highlights-and-Alli habit is probably pretty expensive. A snitch told News of the World that:
"Lindsay doesn't [...]