Tag Archives: celebs in rehab
I Ain’t Saying He’s Into Goldschlager
Kanye West is a ding dong and we all know that by now but frankly, we’re over the Taylor Swift thing. He’s apologized 20 times, done the talk show rounds, and done everything short of flogging himself with a cat o’ nine tails while wearing a hairshirt woven out of Taylor’s golden ringlets yet America [...]
She’s in the Army Rehab Now
There are many, many things we don’t understand about celebrities. But we do understand that according to the basic definition of the word they are human. They live, they breathe, they eat (sometimes), they shit, and some of them are troubled. Troubled by their love of Johnnie Walker or a crack pipe. We’re not sure [...]
Back to Rhyshab
Crazy-eyed, chiselly-jawed Tudors actor Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is back in rehab for the third time. According to The Independent:
Irish actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers is now a fully paid-up member of the club. The ìThe Tudorsî star is reported to have recently checked into rehab in the UK in a bid to deal with a drink problem.
Suspicions [...]
Kelly Osbourne Re-Rehabs
The other day, Kelly Osbourne was arrested because she smacked some girl who implied Kelly's beau didn't know the meaning of the word "earthquake". That's pretty funny, but we didn't report it because it's Kelly Osbourne. Who cares. However, her tantrum may have been caused by something other than natural disaster ignorance. Something in liquid [...]
Taradise Lost
Hey, we love Tara Reid. She's bubbly, she's fun, she was in The Big Lebowski, she'll always lend you a pencil or a condom or a Xanax or a large jug of Carlo Rossi or a syringe full of zoo-grade gorilla tranquilizers. So we'd like to wish her (sincerely) lots of luck at rehab. People [...]
Well, See Ya
Remember how Amy Winehouse's amphibian-faced husband, Blake Fielder-Civil Servant, was in jail for a year? Then he got out a couple of weeks ago and went straight to rehab? Remember that? Well, he's back in jail. He gave a dirty tinkle sample. The Sun shares this touching holiday parable that they've titled "Blake Goes Back [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Minnillo Licks the Vanillo
ï Vanessa Minnillo fellates a PInkberry spoon. (F-listed)
ï Can't lose that last stubborn five pounds? Get gastric band surgery! Courtney Love did. (Yeeeah!)
ï Pics from Britney Spears's new video for "Womanizer". Lots o' wigs, and not a batty pink one amongst them. (Pop on the Pop)
ï Madonna bans Sarah Palin from [...]
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David Duchovny Has Too Much Sex
So maybe you've heard: Fox Mulder likes to fuck. Like, a lot. And apparently this is a bad thing that he has to go away to cure. Where exactly is the too much fucking line drawn? If you'd rather schtup than eat pie, is that a problem? What if you've been wearing the same pair [...]
Steven Tyler Can't Walk This Way Very Well
Trendwatch: rehab is still hot, so long as you're not there for substance abuse. Hot on the heels of Eva Mendes checking in for role research and Kirsten Dunst going away for depression, we finally get wind of the reasons Steven Tyler headed to 'hab. From TMZ (again):
Rocker Steven Tyler just issued a statement to [...]