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Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini and You’ll Like It
It wasn’t too long ago that Maxim declared Olivia Wilde the hottest hottie in Whoville, but she’s been curiously absent lately. Her movie Year One bombed, and she hasn’t gotten naked since Alpha Dog. She hasn’t even been popping up for ultra-femme lesbian fantasies anywhere lately. She’s got a few things coming up, but one [...]
Adrianne Curry Tweets Teats
Adrianne Curry is America’s First Next Top Model and Mrs. Peter Brady, so as far as reality royalty goes, she’s Prince Albert. In a can. And speaking of cans, she got on Twitter just like Jessica Simpson but instead of issuing a plea to a hungry coyote, she posted a couple of first-person view pictures [...]
Sophie Monk Gets Our Attention with Teeny Bikini
“Hi. My name’s Sophie Monk. I’m Australian, so you may not be familiar with me. But since you’re obviously a reader of celebrity gossip, you may remember me from such break-ups as twardbag faux punk Benji Madden back in ‘08. I assure you that we broke up before he started flinging his dangler into Paris [...]
Geri Halliwell Looking Swell in a Bikini
Think back to about 1996. You were probably lusting after one of the varied and cliched manufactured personalities of the Spice Girls. But did you ever think, just for one moment, that thirteen years later you’d still be hearing about them? Did you think that Posh would be married to a powerful sports star and [...]
I Don’t Think You’re Ready For This Kelly
Does Kelly Brook have a job? At one point, her job was to wear bikinis with Your Friend Billy Zane, which is a pretty decent gig, especially if dental is included. But she was shitcanned by Zane and like many people in These Troubled Times, found herself tightening the ole purse strings. But Lady Luck [...]
President Spears
Britney Spears made a special surprise appearance on Letterman last night. She did the top 10 (”Ways the Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President”). This would be an exciting story if anyone watched David Letterman. And if anyone looked forward to his top 10 lists so they could discuss them in Chem [...]
Ignore the Weave; Britney Looks Hot
Was there a sale at the Container Store this weekend that we missed? Because we’re pretty sure that every celebrity in the world stayed home and rearranged their closets. Every celeb except Britney Spears, that is. She was covorting (yes, covorting) around Marina Del Ray in a couple of bikinis. Luckily she didn’t wear them [...]
Introducing Sienna Miller’s New Boyfriend, Slinky Wizard
Sienna Miller has a new boyfriend. And he’s not married. Or famous, really, at least as far as we know. We’ve known about this new beau for a few days, but we figured he’d be gone soon, so why bother reporting on it? But today Squeaky Fromme was released from prison. And in honor of [...]
Ric Ocasek Topless! Rawr! Oh, and His Wife Is, Too.
There’s been Bennifer, Brangelina, and TomKat. But before all of them, there was Riclina. Or as they’re known in certain eastern European countries, Porocasekova. They are supermodel/former America’s Next Top Model judge Paulina Porizkova and Cars bassist/producer Ric Ocasek, and they are the coolest celebrity couple in history. They’ve been together over twenty years, they’re [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Hold on Tight, Spidermonkey, Here Comes Another Text
Robert Pattinson is as creepy as his fictional blood-lusting counterpart; sends Kristen Stewart 400 texts a month. (Celebitchy)
Ashley Olsen in her underwear. Hey, don’t look at us. You were the one with the Olsen Twins Countdown to Legality calendar on your computer for years, nerd. (Cityrag)
Getting down to the wire here! Mr Skin’s Top 100 [...]
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