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Olivia Munn Makes Dorks Happy (Both Kinds, Actually)
Do you want to know a secret about the internet? Nerds keep it alive. You might think that the internet’s true purpose is cute kitty videos on YouTube or for you to stalk your high-school classmates on Facebook. But no. It’s to keep geeks happy. Do you think that your company’s IT guy is sitting [...]
Hey Look! Pretty Ladies in Bikinis!
We’re still hungover from Halloween (we went as sexy Sonia Sotomayor, in case you were wondering), so we’re taking the easy way out today: bikini pictures! But we kind of think that you don’t mind. Hell, you’ve proven that all you care about are tits anyway. As long as some portion of them is on [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Nice Purple Rain Font
Adam Lambert’s album cover has been revealed and we seriously have no idea why people keep insisting this dude is gay. (Allie Is Wired)
Matthew Broderick flubbed his lines so badly at a recent play that audiences demanded their money back. Bomp bomp ohhhhhh yeeeeahhhh chicka chick ahhhh. (Celebitchy)
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got tattoos of [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: Up, Up and Away in My Dad’s Beautiful Mylar Stormchasing Balloon
Balloon Boy and his non-airborne brethren have a (c)rap video about avoiding “pussification”. Hey, they’re better than the Beastie Boys. (YouTube)
Balloon Boy also totally busted his fame-fellating parents by saying “You said we did this for the show.” Hahaha. (Celebitchy)
And after that, Balloon Boy barfed twice on live TV. The end. (Dlisted)
Amy Winehouse has allegedly [...]
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There’s Not Enough of Kim Kardashian’s Ass in FHM
We appreciate that FHM has outlets all over the globe. That means that we don’t get teasing, sexy, sometimes semi-nude pics of hot chicks just from the U.S. version of FHM. No, there are countless foreign publications of the mag bringing us different hot chicks every month. And this month the South African edition gives [...]
Do Ashley Greene’s Bikini Shots Eclipse Her Nudes?
Twilight. It’s full of longing. Forbidden romance. Vampires coated in Dove Sensuously Shimmering body lotion. And it has a giant pussy in the form of Edward Cullen, but if you want actual, living, breathing Twilight vulva, you’re going to have to turn to Ashley Greene’s nude pics of yore. But what about the Twilight fan [...]
Bikini Season Winds Down with Chick from 30 Rock
We’ve been furiously searching for new celebrity blood lately. But considering the last time we hoped for an influx of new meat we were gifted with the twankers from The Hills and Megan Fox yammering on about how edgy and sexy and dangerous she is, we’re a little wary of what may come next. So [...]
Eliza with a Z—and a Bikini
Hey, are you a geek? Do you own the Battlestar Gallactica box set, complete with posable action figure? Can you recite at least the first twenty digits of pi? Then have we got something for you. Geek dream girl Eliza Dushku looking all sexy-like in Complex magazine. They’re nice pics and all, what with the [...]
Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini and You’ll Like It
It wasn’t too long ago that Maxim declared Olivia Wilde the hottest hottie in Whoville, but she’s been curiously absent lately. Her movie Year One bombed, and she hasn’t gotten naked since Alpha Dog. She hasn’t even been popping up for ultra-femme lesbian fantasies anywhere lately. She’s got a few things coming up, but one [...]
Adrianne Curry Tweets Teats
Adrianne Curry is America’s First Next Top Model and Mrs. Peter Brady, so as far as reality royalty goes, she’s Prince Albert. In a can. And speaking of cans, she got on Twitter just like Jessica Simpson but instead of issuing a plea to a hungry coyote, she posted a couple of first-person view pictures [...]