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Celebrities Spending Writer's Strike Having Tons of Sex, Getting Knocked Up
Just like your 35-year-old spinster sister, Hollywood is baby crazy. We're beginning to think that Governor Arnold secretly passed a law that every showbiz personality must spawn by the year 2010 or be forced to spend two years working the craft services table. Jennifer Aniston better start prepping her uterus, because we hear she's a [...]
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CNW Junk Drawer: "You Liars. You Bulimic Liars.î
ï Everyone in the world has an eating disorder except for Courtney Love. Or is that Janice from the Muppets, naked? (Celebitchy)
ï Jessica Alba plays blind. Blind and nipply. (Yeeeah!)
ï Jenna Jameson done got her face fucked screwy. (Egotastic)
ï Charlize Theron ponies up some major cleavage for the movie Hancock. And [...]
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Also tagged Amy Winehouse, Angelina Jolie, celebrity adoption, celebrity nudity, celebs in bikinis, celebs in rehab, Charlize Theron, Courtney Love, Diane Kruger, Hayden Panettiere, Jenna Jameson, Jessica Alba, Melanie Brown, movies, Victoria Beckham
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The New York Times Gets Skintastic
Big ups, many shout-outs, roof-raising, cabbage patches, and vogueing going out to our friends at MrSkin.com, who were profiled in yesterday's New York Times in regards to their sweet name-drop in Knocked Up. It's a dream of ours to be legitimized in respected print like the New York Times. Actually we would be happy with [...]
Courtney Love Good Write Word Stuff
Did you wake up this morning thinking, "Crap, I got so wrapped up in in reading Jordan's novel Crystal last night that I forgot to go out and get drunk. How am I ever going to make it through a Friday at work without a hangover?" Why don't you spend the next half hour trying [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Momiston
ï Jennifer Aniston is going to adopt a baby! So prepare to listen to your middle-aged lady coworkers coo and gasp with delight and talk about what a wonderful mother that nice Aniston woman will make. And then her publicist will deny the reports and it will all be over. Ahhh. (IMDb)
ï Petra [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity adoption, celebrity offspring, celebs in bikinis, Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, models, Olsen twins, Petra Nemcova
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CNW Junk Drawer: "Never Killed a Pot Head"
ï Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Stallone steroid scandal. Say it five times fast.
ï Tyra Banks recreates her iconic swimsuit issue cover shot. Too bad her face looks like she's dropping a log in her bikini bottoms.
ï Gretchen Carlson finally lends credibility to FOX News with a liberal view of her [...]
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Also tagged Anna Nicole Smith, booze, Brody Jenner, celebrity deaths, celebrity pregnancies, celebs in bikinis, drugs, Gretchen Carlson, Howard K. Stern, Jewel, magazines, Michelle Rodriguez, Naomi Watts, Sylvester Stallone, Tyra Banks, upskirt shots
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Hey, Y'all, It's J.J.!
That thing you're looking at to the left of these here words? That's the first picture of Jayden James Spears Federline. Or at least the first one that could be distinguished from a snap of a butternut squash wrapped in Huggies. And now that we've been formally introduced via OK! magazine (and BreatheHeavy.com), we have [...]
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Courtney Love: New Year, New Horse
Courtney Love made a long list of New Year's resolutions. While quite interesting and in depth, the list surprisingly omits any promises to "not beat anyone (strangers, ex-boyfriends' skeezy new hookup tramps, journalists) with beer bottles, microphone stands, high heels, etc." Hmmm. It must have slipped her mind.
Britney Flaps Her Lips–This Time Via Written Word
While we greatly mourn the graphic of Britney turning into a tiger and then turning back into Britney that brought us hours upon hours of entertainment, we are happy to see that Britney Spears's official website has finally been updated. We are less happy to see that the update comes in the form of [...]
Introducing the W.T. League of Nations
Anna Nicole Smith thinks she would make the perfect gal pal for Britney Spears. We think Brit's doing just fine stuffing her ass into two-sizes-too-small cut-off Palmetto jean shorts and making her life into a not-to-be-missed train wreck. She doesn't need a tutor. Oh sorry, Anna Nicole wears Guess. Wrong '80s throwback there.