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Goopy Gets Poopy
Stars will go through a lot to maintain their technically hot physiques. Rigorous workouts with trainers, restrictive diets, and surgery. And, if you're Gwyneth Paltrow, a "cleanse" because apparently "toxins" build up in your "system" and you have to let your digestive system "rest" because, like, your digestive system wasn't built to digest things and [...]
Will.i.am gives Perez Some Lumps, Some Lumps Some Lumps Some Lumps
When you see the headline "Blogger Attacked By Member of Black Eyed Peas", you may assume that your good pals at CNW got pissed upon by Fergie. Good guess, but wrong. As much as it pains us to write a story about fame-ravenous bloat-bag Perez Hilton, this is too goofy to ignore. Dude claims that [...]
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"Ick, dirty sheets, ick no toothbrush, smelly ass"
First off, we'd like to thank celebrities. It's been a little dry around here lately; we've had to stretch our gossip muscles and write about people like Courteney Cox and Sarah Jessica Parker. Boring. But finally celebs said, we've had enough of this, let's go do some crazy shit. And the kookiest crazybird in crazytown [...]
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Kim Kardashian Happy To Be Considered a Shitty Actress
The Oscars may corner the market on things like glitz, glamor, fancy expensive dresses, big stars, and talent, but they're not the only awards show in town. No sir. Don't let us forget about the only awards that honor the year's worst films, the Razzies. Only there can Eddie Murphy's giant head, Pierce Brosnan's dinner-theater-quality [...]
Britney Spears Seeking Harvard Grad Proficient in Conjugation of Y'all
We thought that all this time we were just exceptionally stupid. We tried and tried, but we just couldn't figure out Facebook. People sending us Robert Pattinson flair? Huh? And now we're supposed to throw a snowball at somebody? We just don't get it. But it turns out there's a very good reason why we [...]
Sienna Miller's Webmaster Isn't Mad; She's Just Disappointed
We dunno, ever since Sienna Miller took up with married father/oil heir/Lord of the Fly Balthazar Getty, we've kind of liked her a little more. We're not really ones to complain about a lady parading her naked bajoingles on the beach in front of two dozen photographers; that would be silly. But not everyone shares [...]
Talking About Your Cellulite: Hollywood's Newest Trend!
Remember how Paris Hilton called Kim Kardashian's ass "cottage cheese inside a big trash bag" and then was all like, "Haha, that was so totally a joke. I love Kim. She's hot. I'd love to bury my face in that cheese and slurp it up" or something to that effect? And then Kim was like, [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Pamela and Camela (Toe)
ï Pam Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon has been annulled. In the eyes of the law, that means it never happened. Let us never speak of this again. (Hollywire)
ï MrSkin.com scores the first ever interview with Christian Landers, the dude behind the high-larious StuffWhitePeopleLike.com! (Mr. Skin)
ï Madonna claims that her marriage [...]
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Also tagged camel toe, Carmen Electra, celeb engagements/weddings, Jamie Lynn Spears, Kate Moss, Madonna, magazines, Pamela Anderson, RenÈe Zellweger, Sophie Monk
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Jessica Alba Sez: "More Ham and Cheese, Please!"
You what we love? (well, besides masturbating to Judy Nails, of course.) When skinny famous ladies fall pregnant and finally allow themselves to stuff any old thing into their cake holes. The thought of preggo Milla Jovovich grabbing a cow bone and sucking out the marrow was to us what schoolgirl porn is to Charlie [...]