Tag Archives: Celebrity Sex Tapes
Leighton Says, “Sex Tape’s a Fake, Meester”
You’ve been fooled by fake celebrity sex tapes many, many times, we’re sure. How many times have you searched on “Britney Spears sex tape” or “Scarlett Johansson sex tape” and come up with very convincing results and proclaimed, “OMG! It looks just like her” even while a nagging voice in the back of your head [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Personal Pan Perry
Katy Perry nude with some pizza. Extra cheesy! (ONTD)
One of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (Danielle Staub) has a sex tape. We’re shocked that “NJ housewife sex tape” is a thrilling story. What a world! What a world we live in. (Yeeeah!)
If you are a bartender and you do not serve a very drunk [...]
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OMFG! It's B from GG Giving an FJ!!!!
Celebrity sex tapes usually involve Playboy Bunny types, or reality stars, or Chyna's roid-wiener. A sex tape featuring an A-list star–a very comely and popular and young A-list star–is like finding a unicorn in a field of donkeys, so we were skeptical about the promise of a Leighton Meester sex tape. But then we remembered [...]
This Is Not a Rihanna Sex Tape, but You'll Watch It Anyway
So. Rihanna. You think you saw her naked, right? We’re not so sure. We still don’t trust nudie pictures without a face. Just too sketchy. But we’re willing to leave it open to debate. Maybe the intention of those pictures was to keep us guessing. Maybe Chris Brown has a really rare fetish wherein he [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Pamela Anderson-Lee-Rock-Salomon-Padgett
ï So they're saying Pamela Anderson is set to wed again. This time to scuba diver Jamie Padgett. Eighteenth time's a charm! (Yeeeah!)
ï Jamie Foxx wants Miley Cyrus to do heroin, smoke crack, make a sex tape, and get chlamydia from a bicycle seat. Uh, it was a tractor and my doctor said [...]
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CNW Fantasy Corner: Chris Brown and Rihanna Sex Tape Edition
We're going to preface this by saying that if every supposed celebrity sex tape we heard rumors about were real, your celebrity-sex-tape collection would rival any "brought to you by Judd Apatow" movie collection in hugeness. But whatevs. You might get to see Chris Brown giving Rihanna a different kind of pounding. As in, with [...]
Paris Hilton Makes Sex Tape, Freaks Sting
Oft-nude Paris Hilton has been keeping a low profile since her breakup with a Madden. Sure, there was the nip slip that wormed its way into Repo! The Genetic Opera, but that was filmed long ago and doesn't count. So we're glad to hear she's over her self-imposed hussy exile and is back to doing [...]
Britney Spears Sex Tape: The Rumor that Won't Die
OK, here's the situation: My parents went away on a week's vacation. Wait, what are we saying? That was just automatic. What we meant to say was, OK, here's the situation: You're a lowly paparazzo trying to be the next big thing by catching another snap of Britney Spears's cooter when, miraculously, she notices your [...]
Josh Hartnett Gives New Meaning to "Heading to the Library for Some Cramming"
Despite having eyeballs the size of M&Ms and less charisma than a package of Lunchables, Josh Hartnett somehow stumbled upon a successful Hollywood career and Scarlett Johansson's jugs. And now, we can see that famous wooden emoting style on camera yet again in his latest cinematic offering: Josh Hartnett and Some Gal Screw on Tape [...]
Jessica Simpson and Madonna Sex Tape! Jessica Simpson and Madonna Sex Tape?
Yes! Jessica Simpson and Madonna sex tape. No, not together, dummies, so kindly tame your vomity visions of Madonna rogering Jessica with a Kabbalah water bottle. According to our personal gossip pope, Female First, a tape featuring Alex Rodriguez slipping Madonna the ole A-Rod on a couch exists and is being shopped around despite being [...]
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