The tape includes footage of the beauty playing sexy bedroom games with first husband Ojani Noa. In one sizzling scene, J.Lo is looking at herself in a bathroom mirror, wearing only a bra and panties – and showing off her famous butt . . . naughty Jennifer [is] seen on the tape in skimpy underwear being chased around the bedroom by Noa, who playfully spanks her. In another eye-popping shot, a clearly immodest J.Lo laughs as the camera catches her climbing onto a motorcycle wearing a short dress and no panties.

No one knows where the motorcycle went that day. But some say that if you shake J. Lo like a piggy bank, it will come rattling out of her ass along with 4 bicycles, a Sit n’ Spin, and a chestnut broodmare.

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TMZ says:

Sand just told us, “Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”

But Vivid founder Steven Hirsch says he’s legally entitled to hawk the tape, saying, “We were approached by a third party, who brought us footage of Shauna having sex with her current boyfriend and we were immediately interested in acquiring it … We’re comfortable with our legal position in releasing this footage.”

Shauna also looks comfortable in her position. Many positions, in fact. However—and mind you, we’re not trying to be cruel—but what is that between Shauna’s sinewy thighs? We’ve seen vaginas before (in pictures, anyway) and we didn’t think they looked like turkey giblets dusted with baby powder.

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are the latest celebs to be mixed into rumours of producing a sex tape!!

According to an anonymous ZackTaylor.ca source, the former couple (Sarah is now dating Rob Heubel) recorded a 15-minute tape while on vacation a few years ago, but forgot the camera in the resort room – A worker at the resort is now shopping around the tape (as if anyone would really wanna watch that)!!

Late last night ZackTaylor.ca got another anonymous email with a couple screen-photos of the former couple allegedly having sex…

No word if this is really them or not – Reps. could still not be reached for comment.

We’re calling foul. A. That could be anybody. B. We can’t really picture Kimmel wearing a kicky gold chain like the dude in the caps. And C. come on! They’re comedians! Sex would be way funnier than just missionary. It would involve novelty rubber chickens and wind-up chattering teeth and, like, a snake flying out of a potato chip can in lieu of a penis.

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“Ugh, never!” said the actress. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”
Just as there will be no nudity on camera in the comfort of her own home, there will be no nudity for Fox on set either. “I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film,” she said. “It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can’t. I just can’t.”

That’s some terrible self-esteem right there. Megan needs a hug and a copy of Free to Be You and Me. It will teach her that there’s no such word as “can’t” and she can do anything and parents are people. And that Hawkeye from M*A*S*H plays with dolls.

Kari Ann [says the video] was shot more than two years ago in her apartment. Kari Ann insists there was absolutely no sex involved — they played dress up and the two women then soaked together in a bathtub as Eric called “action” behind the camera.

Kari Ann says the video was stored on the hard drive of her computer, but stolen by [country singer] Mindy McCready, who was her roommate after the two completed a stint on the TV show “Celebrity Rehab.” Kari Ann says she got into an argument with McCready over money and believes the singer took her hard drive when she moved out. Kari Ann freaked out about certain personal information about her on the hard drive and filed a stolen property report with the LAPD.

Last month there was a summit between Eric, Rebecca, Kari Ann and Mindy. Their reps hammered out a deal as to who got what on the hard drive. Eric got full rights to the video and everyone assumed that was that … until the tape surfaced on the Internet yesterday.

If you’re pressed for time, Defamer has edited the full tape down to just the highlights, and aside from Gayheart saying she has to lie down due to her extreme highness, the best part is when Dane tells Peniche,

“You’re, like, a good hang. I see you on the street tomorrow, you’re one of Rebecca’s friends.”

Aw, that’s sweet. Normally the star of a medical drama and hawker of cold cream would turn their noses up and snub a fallen pageant queen on the street, but there’s nothing like a naked, drug-addled threesome to bridge the gaps between the cool crowd and the losers. It’s just like the end of The Breakfast Club!