Tag Archives: Celebrity Sex Tapes
CNW Junk Drawer: Slurping Up with the Kardashian
Kim Kardashian suckles the ’sicle. (IDLYITW)
Sofia Vergara nude pics. She used to date Tom Cruise. Hahahaha! That’s funny. (Cityrag)
Johnny Depp offers to help bail Nicolas Cage out of his money trouble. Because he’s Johnny Depp, and he’s a nice person, a good father, an excellent actor, and his breath probably smells like honeysuckle. (Celebitchy)
Harry Pothead [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Sammy Snow-sa
Sammy Sosa used to be a Dominican dude, right? Not a Cullen-white green-eyed guy? We didn’t just make that up? (Gabby Babble)
It’s all right cuz she’s saved by the fetus: Tiffani (-Amber) Thiessen is with child. (PopEater)
Lilogate continues: in more tapes, Lindsay Lohan’s charming and selfless parents allege that she was porking Heath Ledger when [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: They Tried to Make Me Go to Silicone Rehab
Amy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
Strap [...]
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Jennifer Lopez Is the New Shauna Sand
She converted an entire nation from breast men to ass men. She wore a dress slit to her crotch. She dated Puffy Doodle Dandy, she made it cool to douse oneself in $1000 creams and demand a dressing room full of pure white orchids, and she once pooped on Ben Affleck. She is J. Lo, [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: The Fetus Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson reveals EEEEEE BABY BUMMMMMP BUMP ALLLERERRRT OOOOH SQUEEEEALLLL! (Popeater)
The New York Times is all, “Sorry we said you’re a slut” to Sienna Miller. (Yeeeah!)
Rosie O’Donnell and her wife might be getting same sex divorced. (Amy Grindhouse)
Bobby Brown implies that Whitney likes crack. Not that kind of crack. The kind you find in front [...]
Natural Beauty Shauna Sand Has a Spontaneous, Amateur Sex Tape
Lorenzo Lamas has done a lot of good things for America. He was the charmingly named Lance Cumson on Falcon Crest, he gave us Renegade, and he brought a little girl named Shauna Sand into the limelight. Shauna’s been thrilling us for years with her lucite platform pumps, her George Hamilton skin, and her uninflated [...]
She’s F*cking Jimmy Kimmel (She’s F*cking Jimmy Kimmel)
Want to see a narcoleptic hippo mating with a screeching hyena? You could watch Animal Planet’s “interspecies mating” special, or you could watch the Sarah Silverman-Jimmy Kimmel sex tape. Take it away, ZackTaylor:
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are the latest celebs to be mixed into rumours of producing a sex tape!!
According to an anonymous ZackTaylor.ca [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Rubber Duckie, You’re the One
A preview of Keeley Hazell’s 2010 “Erotic” Calendar. It’s especially erotic if you like vintage vacuum cleaners and oversized novelty bath duckies. (Yeeeah!)
Karina Smirnoff would rather dance naked then wear fur. Well, good, then. Why don’t you just do that? (The Blemish)
Lindsay Lohan hand job! Oh, wait. It says Lindsay Lohan lands a job. Eh, [...]
Fox Nixes Sex Flix
Megan Fox is the living embodiment of the Waitresses’ hit “I Know What Boys Like”. Teasing, touching. Zippers and buttons. Frustration. Etc. And just like the song of yore, she promises to let us, and then says “sucker. Hmhmhmhm.” Only without the irresistable bass line. MTV asked if we’d ever see a Megan Fox sex [...]
Getting McSteamy with Gayheart and Some Broad
This story hit yesterday, but we were waiting for Fleshbot to post the whole thing. It’s up (link sooo NSFW), so here goes. A sex tape leaked to the internet featuring Noxema girl/Antonia Marchette/kid-killer Rebecca Gayheart, former Miss USA/Celebrity Rehab contestant Kari Ann Peniche, and Rebecca’s husband McSteamy, aka Eric Dane. Oh, wait. Sorry. Not [...]
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Also tagged celebrity nudity, drugs, Eric Dane, Kari Ann Peniche, Rebecca Gayheart
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