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Now With Extra Poppability
We understand that it’s often hard to get children to eat healthy foods, and companies and parents often go to extremes to get them to do so. Like the purple ketchup craze of 2002. But perhaps Disney Garden should have run the idea of Hannah Montana Cherries past a few more people, including maybe Miley [...]
They Should Have Called It "Wonk: A Nasal Experience"
A perfume called "Fairy Dust" sounds like something Kate Moss would launch. But actually, it's the new stink from Paris Hilton. It smells softly of Madden musk and Fraggle weave and apparently, Paris worked really, really, really hard on it. "It" meaning her body, not the perfume. Our gossip perfumier, Female First, reports:
A source close [...]
Lindsay, Lesbians, and Leggings
Lindsay Lohan is not having a good week, despite launching her range, as the Brits say, of totally awesome, hot, sexy, fashionable leggings. First off, she's fighting with her clam slammer, reports Page Six:
YOU'D think Lindsay Lohan would be used to all the drama by now. But she was crying her eyes out the other [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Still Poor, Jobless
Lindsay Lohan is so poor (How poor is she?), she's so poor we hear she's considering movie roles that Tara Reid turned down. (The preceding joke was a tribute to the return of late-night TV in the midst of the writer's strike. Thank you, Jay Leno, for leaving the real comedy to people who earn [...]
Hey, Y'all, It's J.J.!
That thing you're looking at to the left of these here words? That's the first picture of Jayden James Spears Federline. Or at least the first one that could be distinguished from a snap of a butternut squash wrapped in Huggies. And now that we've been formally introduced via OK! magazine (and BreatheHeavy.com), we have [...]
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Wrap Your Dick in Fiddy
Not content with becoming the rap world's V.C. Andrews, 50 Cent is producing his own line of condoms. He said:
ìThe kids become immune when you constantly beat them over the head. We have to be a little more creative about it. Itís the same with safe sex. As opposed to being part of a safe-sex [...]