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Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prize Jr. Welcome World’s Most Normal Celebrity Baby
Some celebrities are boring. They don’t get drunk in public, they never show us naked parts of their anatomies when they’re on their way to/returning from getting drunk in public, and they stay married for non-celebrity durations. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are such celebrities. In fact, they are so normal and boring [...]
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Halle Berry to Prove Genetic Superiority with Second Kid
We think that maybe there are sinister forces at work in the universe. We always hear stories about beautiful people trying and trying and getting desperate to have babies and then turning to scientists to make all of the elements come together as they should to produce genetically perfect (twin) babies. It seems so difficult. [...]
Kourtney Kardashian, Klassy Lady
You know that Kourtney Kardashian is super classy, right? If the stupidly spelled name and the reality shows on E! didn’t tip you off, then surely that fact became clear when she said she was knocked up but would only reveal the baby’s poppa on her new show (Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, Sundays 10/9 [...]
Celine Dion Baking up Second Batch of Old-dude Sperm
We love the children of celebrities. Not in a creepy way, nor in a “We love all of God’s little innocent angels” way either, because, quite frankly, we think most kids are assholes. But we love the children of celebrities because of the possibilities we see. Madonna’s daughter Lourdes will obviously grow up to be [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Tumbleweaves
That’s Britney’s weave, not the back of Dog the Bounty Hunter’s head, FYI.
John Edwards, you are the father. (Celebitchy)
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhart are back together. Their hearts are held together by love. And their groins are forever linked by the human papilloma virus. (Fatback)
Channing Tatum was a stripper. A stripper who grinded (ground?) to [...]
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Also tagged Britney Spears, celebrity hookups, Channing Tatum, Doug Reinhart, John Edwards, Kat Von D, Kendra Wilkinson, Paris Hilton, Pink, politicians
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Lesser Kardashian Falls Pregnant
Great news everybody! One of the Kardashians is having a baby! Yay! Which one? Nope, not the one with the huge, juicy ass and the sex tape. Then surely it’s the Chyna lookalike with the criminal record? Nope, not her either. And it’s thankfully none of the tween sisters, so that only leaves the other [...]
London Fog Erases Gisele's Baby
You’re probably looking at these photos of Gisele Bundchen near-nude trying to sell rain coats and thinking, “How does she get such a fabulous body? Eating nothing but carrot sticks? Working out eight hours a day?” Nah. It’s Photoshop. WWD says:
London Fog is amping up its image for fall with an ad campaign featuring Gisele [...]
CNW Junk Drawer: Botox Not Nice for Weisz
Jenna Fischer is engaged. And not to you. Suckerrrrr. (Fatback)
Rachel Weisz wants a Botox ban for actors. Easy for you to say, Miss Prettyface Pretty of Prettytown. What about the rest of us Buseys? (Amy Grindhouse)
Large-eared, fame-starved dermatologist Arnold Klein says he didn’t father Michael Jackson’s kids. Maybe. Probably not. Not to [...]
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